It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Sunday.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed, but a new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
Recalled “R” Us
Unable to sell their toys to children due to lead-based paint, the Chinese think of a new application for them:
Sell them to smugglers looking to block Superman’s X-Ray vision.
Say hello to my little friends!
China Rove
China proves they are not to be toyed with.
Well, at least the toys will be protected from x-rays.
John Edwards head intern gives reporters a quick tour of his mansion, stopping to show reporters Edwards collection of favorite toys/potential cabinet members.
A Democrat’s idea of ‘Get Out The Vote’ in preparation for the 2008 election.
Toy Story III: Revenge of the Furries
….and in other news, the Waylon Smithers, Jr. collection is up for bids this weekend.
Progressive ‘Sock Puppets of Color’ line up to post comments on Whizbang
Hey, kids! Guess what?
Lead paint tastes just like candy!
And this little pony is called Mr. Edwards.
“No, no. You misunderstood. We were saying ‘red paint.'”
Control the Population and Man Made Global Warming. Look for the China label.
A member of Alberto Gonzalez’s advance team prepares for his next speech, setting up the only audience she could find that still has confidence in him.
“Say, do you carry the dress-up Hillary doll?”
“Yes, you can take the toys back to America. Just don’t feed them after midnight!”
Made in China.
The best seller is Spidermanbearpig
Why, yes, the Exploding Eyore IS our best seller. However, the lead encrusted Pooh Bear or Prestone scented Piglet also make wonderful gifts. And remember, ALL of our toys are 35% less likely to harm your child then a starving psychopath hopped up on crack. Guaranteed!!
and if I squeeze this ones butt it says: RE-DEPLOY! RE-DEPLOY! and if I squeeze this ones toes it says BUSH LIED PEOPLE DIED”
A meeting of the Cindy Sheehan voters and fan club.
“If I died with all these, I’d win!”
“I CN HAZ LED POYZNING?”
“Do you have any Led Zeppelin’s?”
“Sorry. Do you have any Red Zepperin’s?”
A woman contemplates Plan B of her subliminal marketing influence: A Lead Pipe Exhibit.
More brainpower represented here then the entire democratic field.
Poppies, poppies..now they’ll sleep..sleep… ee hee hee hee hee
BARBIE HAS A CRUSH ON G.I. JOE PASS IT ON
“Yes, all toy are Chinese government approved reincarnation of Buddha.”
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed, but a new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.