It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. In honor of our newest U.S. Senator we dusted off this Wizbang exclusive photo from our archives… Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
Franken in his first meeting of democrat Senators “Where are the clowns – Never mind we’re here”
Excuse me. Are you done with that bugger?
“‘Cause I’m good enough… and smart enough… and gosh darnit! People like me…”
A return to Lake Wobegone
I’ll have you know that *THIS* is the ‘Al Franken decade’ at last and nothing you can do is going to stop it!
I’m better than Biden, I’m smarter than Biden and damnit Obama loves me.
“See how thick my glasses are?” ww
“I can beat ANY Republican in this bar with
one hand tied behind my back!.”
“ACORNS? I don’t got no ACORNS! I don’t NEED
no Acorns! I ain’t gotta show you no stinkin’
Acorns!” Al “Bedoya” in Treasure of the Sierra
Madre.
“Grab my zipper one more time and I’ll blast
you with Mace…right in your left eye. How
the hell did I know this was a gay bar?”
“I wanted ONE olive in my martini, PUTZ”
If I stand here just right, I can focus the Sun’s rays and set this guy’s nose on fire. Watch!
Hey, buddy, I’m the reason the 35W bridge threw itself into the river. Can YOU shame inanimate structures into suicide? I thought not!
If I am able to steal this election, I’ll subpoena your ass when I become chairman of the Senate Fools Committee.
Soros tops Caligula, who had needed ALL of a horse to make a senator.
“Doggone it, you like me, too.”
“Let this be lesson to you: Even if you’re bad at both humor and politics, if you oil the squeakiest wheels under the rim, you’ll make it.”
After weeks of practice in front of a full-length mirror, Senate-elect Al Franken channels John Kerry and tries out his “Do You Know Who I Am” pose on an unsuspecting constituent.
With 99 unfunny losers already, why the hell not?
“We’re going to count every last vote, until i’m in the lead, and then we’ll stop counting.
A fitting tribute to how far special people can go in our society.
Lake Wobegon daze
Deep Thoughts — by Jack Handey
“You can fool some of the people some of the time… and jerk the rest off.”
(with apologies to Robin Williams)
Al Franken clearly demonstrating why he’s unfit to be a senator. Didn’t his mom teach him that it’s rude to point your finger at someone!
“I pity the fools and ghosts who voted for me.”
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.