This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ reminds us why our Founding Fathers were awesome. Imagine having THIS guy as your leader!
The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (Vagabond661) – “Who just asked me to squeal like a pig? And who’s playing a banjo?”
2) (retired military) – “Even Prince Charles gets more attendance at his political rallies than Biden does.”
3) (Joe_Miller) – “Doesn’t this picture scream “Useless as Tits on a Boar?””
4)(guido81_MA) – “If I were the King of the Britains, not duke, not prince, not Chuck.
But my mother is STILL the Queen of the Britains, goddamn, whoah to me, poor luck.
Each rabbit would show respect to me.
That pig would show her teets to me (No, not you, Camilla darling, please put those ghastly things away, won’t you?)
As I’d click my heel, all the trees would kneel.
And the mountains bow and the bulls kowtow.
And the sparrow would take wing – If I – If I – were King!
Though mother is 94 she is still vibrant and fit
While I am just an aging horrible old git
By the time I am King, will anyone even give a shit?
Will that pig, indeed, still show me a tit? (No, not you, Camilla darling, please, we’ve been over this…)”
5) (RadiCalMan) – “Finally!!!, I’m King!!!…, of the barnyard!!!”
6) (Rick Adams) – ““There’s no, no on your snout but I see yes, yes in your eyes…””
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(yetanotherjohn) – “Strange, he is usually attracted more towards a horse face girl.”
Most Inappropriate But Funny:
(Porkopolis) – “Prince Charles thought bubble after being briefed by MI5 on the Epstein sex tapes:
Dammit Andy! A Sow! Why couldn’t you keep your dallying to young girls and boys like a proper English gentleman?”
Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:
(Harry Butts) – “Prince Charles, the Hillary of royal succession.”
Best Banter Weight:
(RockThisTown) – “Why bring up Hillary?”
Best “Who Do I Have to Blow…”:
(fustian24) – “Who do I have to blow around here to get a good rasher of bacon?”
That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
