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No flip-flops. Must all be Republicans.
Sheryl Crow explores new horizons.
Pandemonium erupts at the Tour de France when Dick Morris goes berserk at the sight of a hostesses feet.
At least it’s much easier on the eyes and stomach than Danny Glover frenching that skull last week.)
Jeff Blogworthy:
LMAO over the Dick Morris comment!
Why does the guy with black socks have three legs?
Five studs and one Filly
That’s not what we meant by spiked heels.
Heather Mills-McCartney, after receiving a large divorce settlement from Sir Paul, goes on a shopping spree for a new Nike X-Training Sport Leg.
The one legged French prostitute identified as “Emanuel”, has become oddly popular with Tour de France participants.
To better its current uncooperative image, the Major League Baseball Players Association quickly and unanimously adopts the Tour de France’s new performance enhacing drug test.
“Schwing!…I mean, Schwinn. My bike’s Schwinn.”
“Is that a Cannondale between your legs, or are you just happy to see me?”
Rachel Phelps: Any ideas?
Charlie Donovan: On how we can get worse?
Rachel Phelps: Mmmmmm…
Charlie Donovan: How about a series of fines for good play? Maybe a $30,000 bonus to the guy voted Least Valuable Player.
Rachel Phelps: Maybe the problem is… we’re coddling these guys too much. Yeah! Everybody put on two different colored and sized shoes and unmatched socks! Everybody!
Woman: “You know, the great thing about bike shorts is ‘truth in advertising’, if you know what I mean.”
The Drill Instructor has issued the order for the recruits to stand at erection.
“Now, with my leg on your shoulder, drag me backwards and we’ll have “So You Think You Can Dance” nailed.”
“And zees one needz un sock!”
You guys are too funny – I’ll never win, but here goes…
“…been goin’ around corners, Meat?”
“Guys, I dated the man for years. If you think
you’re gonna get Lance to “switch hit,”
think again. My name’s Cheryl and if you think
my voice is great, you should see what I can do with these feet. They’ll always keep Mr. Armstrong
on the STRAIGHT and narrow; well “narrow” may not be the right word….”
Turn your head and cough. Ill need to see you after class today.
Thank you Miss Laturno……………
We’re on for friday, right? ( Repeat )
“Where The Hell Is Rodney Dill?”
“The last time I did this was for a LaCrosse team in South Carolina.”
I forgot that “Sheryl Crowe” obnoxiously
spells her first name with an ‘S’ instead of
the normal ‘C.’ Forgive me gang, and, please
substitute an ‘S’ for the abovewritten
‘C.’
BUT SHE IS HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“Honey, for both of our sakes, I’m glad Lance
is history. As a matter of fact, screw this race!
Let’s go to my room and have some fun with
your “Crowe’s Feet!”
The new French Soccer team member did not run that fast, but had excellent ball handling skills.
1) And suddenly a few riders forgot all about riding their bike.
2) When asked why the mystery lady was so attracted to bikers, she said, “They have lots of endurance, and they know how to ride!”
Dennis Rodman takes up cycling.
Ned was the only one that ever fell asleep on team bus trips.
The penalty for losing the World Cup for your team carried more than just the stigma of failure.
“Yes Mauresmo, your’s is bigger.”
“No Zizou! We do not headbutt the women, eh?”
“Hand! Not gland! Shake my HAND!”
The Duke Blue Devil soccer team gets slapped around by Cynthia McKinney.
Duke Lacrosse Team Photo 2006.
At the 17’th stage a new high-Testosteron test unintendedly got invented.