Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

A member of 'Crusty Demons', a team of motorcycle riders from Australia, performs a stunt at a press preview in Bangalore, India, Wednesday, Dec. 7, 2005. 'Crusty Demons', who were originally formed in California, USA, and are known for pioneering the 'Freestyle Motocross', will be performing here on Dec. 10, 2005. (AP Photo/Gautam Singh)

Winners will be announced Sunday, seriously…

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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