It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. This week there are two contests, one for a Bush photo and one for a Kerry photo.
Winners will be announced Sunday.
Weekend Caption Contest™ – Kerry Edition
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Massachussetts Senator and Presidential candidate John Kerry celebrates having correctly identified the Red Sox as the baseball team. Confusion with the Patriots had been a longtime problem and campaign concern.
Senator Kerry demonstrates the the French “surrender with attitude’ (clenched fists)” maneuver to his cult members at the Boston chapter of Ugly Bald-headed Women for Kerry.
Massachussetts Senator and Presidential candidate John Kerry celebrates having correctly identified the Red Sox as the baseball team. Confusion with the Patriots had been a longtime problem and campaign concern.
Senator Kerry celebrates the Boston Red Sox’s recent passing of “The Global Test.”
In an accidental slip, John Kerry’s long rumored “Dark Side” is revealed to the public.
The seas of demons parted way for their leader, his fabulous hair covered by the sign of the devil, and the lighting perfectly highlighting his good side.
Living out his life long dream, Kerry today started charging up stairs yelling
I WAS A YANKEE FAN ERRRRR…..I MEAN A RED SOX FAN ERRRRRRRRR I MEAN BOTH…….
I WAS A YANKEE FAN ERRRRR…..I MEAN A RED SOX FAN ERRRRRRRRR I MEAN BOTH…….
Kerry, demonstrating how he played on the monkey bars as a kid, where he continually swung back and forth, back and forth for hours and hours. This brings his whole political career into a new perspective.
Baseball cap and a suit. I’m fricking Rudy Giuliani!
Senatron Kerry to Fenway vendor: “Can I get me a Bosox Cap?”
Tony Robbins, you sexy bitch, thank you for helping me reach my peak performance!
Looks to me like he’s making a big W!!!
There’s nothing better than buckeye baseba…urr… whats that… the B on this hat stands for what…!?
Bow down and worship me in abject subjugation mortals!
Bow down and worship me in abject subjugation mortals!
And when I crossed that finish line at the Boston Marathon in 1980, I raised my hands above my head in victory! That was easily the highlight of 1978 for me, running in the 1981 Boston Marathon!
At a UPAT rally in Wisconsin, John Kerry announces his plan to cure hemorrhoids, utilizing only union labor.
Kerry shows his foreign policy plan to enthusiastic dhimmicrats.
The sign you’ll never see behind the Hardball crew’s live shot: “Johnkerryisadouchebagbuti’mvotingforhimanyway”
Allow me to raise my arms in celebratory fashion, which is much the same way I used to carry my trusty M16 over my head when wading chest deep through rice paddies in Cambodia. It’s a pose that’s seared – seared – in me…
Senator Kerry demonstrates globally tested surrender technique, as integral phase of his “more sensitive” Cut and Run Campaign.
SEE! I REALLY DO FIST THE WOMEN FOR KERRY!
This is what happens when the Tin Man sweats with his arms in the air. Where’s Mary Beth Cahill with the WD-40?
Kerry finally finds a crowd which agrees with him that “nuance” is an action verb.
Kerry thought bubble: “And not a pair of pajamas in sight!”
In the Halloween spirit…..”IT’S ALIIIIVE!!”
Having heard that pardons were to be made available for all Kerry supporters if he was elected, thousands of registered sex offenders showed up to cheer on their candidate.
To an all white audience,Kerry laughingly demonstrates how he curried favor at the League of Urban Voters Convention,by giving a double Black Power salute…
‘W‘ is for wild card.
Kerry’s campaign yesterday tried to reverse the spin on the Schilling endorsement. Spokesman David Wade said that if Bush had had his way, the Red Sox never would have won this World Series. When Bush was an owner of the Texas Rangers in 1993, he opposed creation of the wild card berth, calling it “an exercise in folly” to expand the number of teams in post-season play, Wade said. The Red Sox were this year’s American League wild card entry.
“This fantastic Red Sox victory is the result of folly?” sniffed Wade. “Not in Red Sox Nation, Mr. President.”
Just like home – You’re all white!
Ooops – too close to Maharichie’s entry, so I withdraw it. I should have read them first.
Andre3000:Please do everyone a favor: STOP cluttering the contest with your idiotic entries .You are making a fool of yourself.Turn off the cartoon channel,take a shower, get dressed,and go out and look for a JOB!
Kerry thought bubble: “I just know some smart ass is going to put a picture of this in the weekend caption contest.”
Matahari, thanks for the suggestion. And coming from such an impressive regular as yourself, I will take your comments to heart.
Now if you don’t mind blowing it out your ass…
Terry McAuliffe new he was in for a hellstorm over the next four days as, with the cameras rolling, John Kerry attempted to spell out WOMAN to show he was cognizant of women’s concerns. However, when he yelled, Give me a “W” the crowd burst into laughter and applause.
Actually that should be Mcauliffe knew
My name is John Kerry, and I am yellow!
And as I laid my hands upon him Chris Reeve would have lept from his wheel chair, just like this!
“I supported the Red Sox before I suported the Yankes.”
“Before he embarrasses himself more, will somebody please tell the guy in the front row not to stand up every time the Fenway speakers play, ‘Go, Johnny, go!’ — they’re not talking about him.”
Look at me! I’m a thin Michael Moore!
Or
After the next few days of hard dirty work, my beloved yellowshirts will become brownshirts!
Hell is on the way!
“Hey, you! Refreshments vendor! Gimme a chicken cordon bleu and a magnum of Dom Perrignon!”
“SERENITY NOW!!”
or
“WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA…”
John Kerry is ecstatic after hearing of Osama bin Laden’s videotaped endorsement of the Kerry/Edwards ticket.
Behold! Michael Moore’s latest “Cinematic” creation: Night of the Living Dead Meets the Manchurian Candidate!
At a Coalition For Politically Correct and Mentally Incorrect Adults,Senator Kerry leads a session of ‘Simple Simon Says’.
Time after time they all turn out to be “losers”
“Don’t you f$%kin’ look at me! I’ll nuance anything that moves!”