Weekend Caption Contest™ – Bush Edition

66 Comments

« Older Comments
1. LF October 29, 2004

   And then I put my hand like this, and Cheney hit another note on that electrical organ he had. And then the alien ship blasted out the same tone at us, smashed up the windows on the control towers somethin fierce! In the silence that followed, the belly of the ship opened up, and out of a blinding light came a bunch of midget aliens. They all sort of put their hands on me, and I kind of floated for a bit there. Uhhh . . . what was I saying?
2. Charlie Satchfield October 30, 2004

   During Senator Kerry’s background investigation, he discovered I own a punkin patch.

   Wanna buy some punkins?
3. Idris October 30, 2004

   Bush unveils new stealth “nu-ku-lar” bunker busters.
4. Idris October 30, 2004

   Bush unveils new stealth “nu-kul-ar” bunker busters.
5. Branna October 30, 2004

   Bush is very passionate in his love FOR his country. Therefore my caption would be…

   “Now is the time to ask not what your country can do for you but what you can do for your country.”
6. Rodney Dill October 30, 2004

   Rumsfeld’s pranks on George often went unnoticed as the President did not react to Saddam, in the front row, under the white hat.
7. -S- October 30, 2004

   “So, folks, here are two pumpkins.

   That smaller one over there is Senator Kerry’s.”
8. -S- October 30, 2004

   Bush:

   “See? I made the pie higher!”
9. JAB October 30, 2004

   President George W. Bush alleges voter fraud in Ohio by producing two pumpkins registered as Democrat voters in Bucks County. Neither pumpkin would comment on the allegation.
10. Jim October 30, 2004

    This here first pumpkin is your brain on conservative ideology. Purty aint it? Now look at that second ugly little twisted sucker, that one is your brain on the stuff that John Kerry has been smokin!

    snicker
11. KipEsquire October 30, 2004

    And of course, I wouldn’t be here today if it weren’t for my two closest advisors, Vice President Cheney and Secretary Rumsfeld over here…
12. Linus October 30, 2004

    So you’ll be able to recognize my opponents after Nov. 2nd…
13. Rafiki October 31, 2004

    The gala was in full swing as the noble POTUS thanked his guests for coming. Suddenly the clock struck twelve, and Sir John found himself at once darkly confined in his once roomy carriage… and strangely covered in seeds.
14. Rodney Dill October 31, 2004

    “The 388 Tons of high explosives wasn’t stolen or missing. The stuff is so stable and pliable I’ve had it all molded into Jack-O-Lanterns for children all across this great country. All you they have to do is make sure to keep them away from flame…WHADDYA MEAN THEY STILL USE REAL CANDLES!
15. JAB October 31, 2004

    “With two of the most liberal voting records in Congress, both John Kerry and John Edwards have consistently misrepresented themselves in this election race. The truth is they’re just like those two pumpkins . . . a head full of mush, no vision for the future, and you can’t get them to tell you where they stand.”
16. Rodney Dill November 12, 2004

    “In lieu of me attending the funeral, the US is sending these two festive urns for Arafat’s ashes.”
« Older Comments