It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. This week there are two contests, one for a Bush photo and one for a Kerry photo.
Winners will be announced Sunday.
Weekend Caption Contest™ – Kerry Edition
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“See, if I put on a little more makeup and shave my eyebrows, I can deifnitely look like the scary guy in “Pink Floyd: The Wall” movie.”
“See, if I put on a little more makeup and shave my eyebrows, I can deifnitely look like the scary guy in “Pink Floyd: The Wall” movie.”
YAY, WHITE SOX!!!!
Yes, our Boston team has won the race. you know I have always been a fan of the Red Trousers, the way they sail those boats is incredible, of course Theresa and i have a couple of sail boats like i’m sure all of you do…
“I’m so glad they won! I’ve been a Botox fan for years.”
Union Worker 1: You votin’ for this retard?
Union Worker 2: Hell no I’m just here for the overtime!
John Kerry, taking the floor at a Meeting of the Ents.
“after bringing their leader back from the dead, the aliens put their evil plot into motion….”
BWAAHAAHAAAHAA! You didn’t think that having your dream come true would have the payback of your worst nightmare, eh?
The media is completely on my side!
“If I raise my arms like this I really do look like Lurch in this light”
Presidential candidate John Kerry prepares to catch a football passed to him by Red Sox pitcher Curt Schilling.
“Shit. My pants just split”…”keep smiling, keep smiling..”
I am Keyser Soze, you dumbasses!
“What? A senator walking down the steps? BOOOOO! Bring back the gorilla on a surfboard! Suns suck! Suns suck!”
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Every now and then, Kerry’s hair will go off to campaign on its own, forcing the senator to wear ballcaps of local origin.
Senator Kerry does his best clenched-fist salute
Frankenstein’s monster waves his hands amid the flashing lightning, with the town mob in the background…
Johnny Olson, who’s our next contestant?
John Kerry, COME ON DOWWWWWN!
You’re the next contestant on ‘Your Facts Aren’t Right’.
The dim witted villagers were wrong in thinking the Frakenstein Monster had been reformed…
Yes, I’m an idiot too!
As the speakers began to blare the Vengaboys “We Like to Party”, the crowd realized that they had not actually been to a Kerry rally, but at the filming of a new Six Flags commercial.
I’m proud to announce that due to Shilling’s ankle and head injuries, Boston has asked me to pitch Game 6 of the World Series.
(Guy on the left say’s to woman that is ignoring him)
That hat makes him look just like Scott Bakula, He’s my favorite character on Star Trek Enterprise
Ladies and Gentleman, as we celebrate the Boston Red Sox victory, we must remember that the St. Louis Cardinals lost under President Bush’s regime. He is to blame for their loss. I know because I am The Goose Slayer.
THUMP!
Um, Mr. Kerry, you were supposed to toss out the First Pitch.
Ladies and Gentleman, as we celebrate the Boston Red Sox victory, we must remember that the St. Louis Cardinals lost under President Bush’s regime. He is to blame for their loss. I know because I am The Goose Slayer.
If you’re a douchbag and you know it raise your hands!
Photoshopping FARKers were confused when the original pic was an obviously doctored photo of the presidential candidate’s body with the head of an extra from “Dawn of the Dead” wearing a BoSox cap.
“ARISE! Arise my armies of the dead! And then go to the polls and vote for meeeeee!”
The NBA- It’s FANNNNNNTASTIC!!
Ladies and Gentleman, as we celebrate the Boston Red Sox victory, we must remember that the St. Louis Cardinals lost under President Bush’s regime. He is to blame for their loss. I know because I am The Goose Slayer.
This hat was not artifically aged! I’ve had it since I was at the ’86 World Series and have been keeping it in a secret compartment in my briefcase…honest!
Sorry for the multiple posts. Seems the mechanism to post an entry was burping.
I’ve been a fan of the Botox since Eddie “Walking Man” Yost played for them.
Is Manny Ortez available? Can someone send Manny Ortez to the stage to celebrate Boston’s first victory in the Super Bowl since 1981?
This was for Ed Yost and Manny Ortez!
YYYYYY….M..C..A…it’s fun to stay at the YYYYYY…M..C..A
If only Chris Reeves’ widow were here to share this moment with me…
I’m so excited. And I just can’t hide it.
I’m about to lose control and I think I like it!
What’s with the bald union guy holding a “Women for Kerry” sign? We’ve finally gone too far.
TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!
We thank our dark masters for breaking the ancient curse, now we call upon you for victory in this election! AIEE! MY EYES! IA! IA! HAHAHHAHAH! Those that stand here with me shall be EATEN FIRST! IA! IA! Rise, mighty Cthulhu! IA! IA! CTHULU FTAGHN!
…and then the anti-christ will appear upon a platform of many heads…and he will covereth up the birthmark burned into his scalp…it is the mark of the beast…it is six hundred and sixty-six….
Kerry: “Finally, the Massachusetts Orange Sox have won the Super Bowl. Congratulations to Quarterback Manny Ortiz for his excellent…..running.”
Nomar! Nomar! Top of the world, Nomar! I’m on top of the world!
“And today’s guest trashy trailer-park resident is JOHN KERRY! Welcome to The Jerry Springer Show!”
My personal stylist ROCKS!
We are going to win!!! GWB is going down hard!!!
http://tis.goringe.net/pop/pollofpolls.html
Dave (the other one)
We are going to win!!! GWB is going down hard!!!
http://tis.goringe.net/pop/pollofpolls.html
Dave (the other one)
What? Damn…. they’re applauding that Schilling spice guy and not me? What has he ever done?
Oh, he did, did he? Well, I got a purple heart for less than that……
John Kerry: The Curse Part II
Hurray. Go Buckeyes!!