It’s Friday, that means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Winners will be announced Sunday.
Update: Winners announced. Comments are now closed.
Weekend Caption Contest™
Related Posts
About The Author
Kevin
Kevin founded Wizbang in 2003. He still contributes occasionally and handles all the technical and design work for the site.
If he wasn’t a sitzpinkler before, he will be now!
One word caption: “Pain.”
Tamer Hussein (Egypt – blue) unleashes the devastating technique he had used to crush the Taiwanese champion, Won Hung Lo.
J.
I picked the wrong day to start kickboxing.
In an attempt to increase the popularity of the Olympics, Nickelodeon’s Teen Choice Awards now include picking an event. This year’s vote: Roshambo.
Darn. Someone beat me to that one. Let’s try again:
“Kerry should be liking this — a new definition for the term ‘baby-killer.’ “
In the spirit of “never bring a knife to a gun fight,” Austria’s Tuncay Caliksan learns the hard way not to “fight using tae kwon do when your opponent is using Toe-Fu.”
J.
In the spirit of the “Good Idea/Bad Idea” bit from Animaniacs, as voiced by Tom Bodett:
“Good idea: ‘lift and separate’ bras.
Bad idea: ‘lift and separate’ jock straps.
The End.”
J.
The view from Boi From Troy’s binoculars
“B-but Governor McGreevey, what has this to d-do with Homeland Security??”
“Shut up you little Mossad minx and ride Daddy’s pony!”
New photograph surfaces of John Kerry’s heroic exploits in
Vietnam. Swift boat vets claim self inflicted wound.
“Drop kick me Jesus,
Through the goal posts of life….”