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“The thrill of victory, and the agony of de-feet.”
J.
“Geez, I hope this works better on this guy than it did on the French guy. He just smiled like I’d patted him on the shoulder.”
J.
“Stem cell research credited with growing replacement foot out of man’s rectum“
The unfortunate side effect of “putting a boot in your ass” is that the boot stays and you’re left barefoot.
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The painful consequences of asking one’s opponent to “Bring! It! On!”
Are you sure I can get a Purple Heart for this?
“GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!”
The trick with putting ones foot in ones mouth is remember precisely where it was previously.
DRUDGE BREAKING: The bright side, however, was that Austria did take the Gold in the ‘Tiny Tim’ Impressionist Event.
It is not known what the Austrian Olympic Team called the maneuver, but thereafter, in the United States, it was remembered as the day that Edgar performed a perfect “Washingtonienne.”
It was at this moment that Gunther realized that the homemade cup was a really bad idea.
Ouch, my feelings
Austria did take the Silver Medal, but, Italy, of course, did take the Gold.
“Don’t you know zat Austria iss nott in Coalition? AUSTRALIA, not AUSTRIA!! Aber gut, iss okay ziss time, but do it again and ve vill haff to convene UN!!!”
During the Medal Presentation immediately following the match, little Johnny just could not refrain from saying. “Just where in the hell is AustOria?”
G,day Maooouuffff!!
CNN BREAKING – The John Kerry campaign today claimed that John Kerry, who served in Viet Nam (or Cambodia), qualified for another Purple Heart, just while watching the Olympic Karate Finals. In a strange turn of events a Swiftvets spokesperson agreed that in this situation John did qualify for the Purple Heart just for watching.
“he told me he’d put his foot where my mouth was”
“Hey Jay, Pull my Fi…JFOV*$SX#AC.”
Unfortunately for Rodney, Jay Tea had heard that gag just one time too many.
During the 2004 Olympics however, Austrian-style football remains an exhibition sport.
Hi! Welcome to OOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW – ria!
Hi! Welcome to OOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW – ria!
“Eight inches? Hell, that’s a foot!”
“Eight inches? Hell, that’s a foot!”
That’s what happens when the guy whose butt you’re kissing, stops too fast.
What the Swift Boat ads have felt like for the Kerry Campaign.
I can’t do any better than Rodney’s…
Andres Cantor would be proud…
“One of President-elect Kerry’s first acts was to thank the members of the “Coalition of the Willing” for standing by the US in Iraq”.
(CLANK) — “And Goldmember wins again!”
George Bush uses his diplomatic skills to bring Austria into the “Coalition of the Willing”
Austria settles for the silver in free-style Rochambeau.
Gold Medal Winner in the demonstration sport “Dealing With Euro Weenies (Rumsfeld Method)”
“Nope……no guns here!”
Egypt unleashes its “Weapons of ‘Nads Destruction” on an unsuspecting Austria.
J.
It could also be a weapon of ass destruction, Jay. But, I’ve already used that one about 6-7 times, so never mind
This bring to me a whole new meaning of being one step ahead of the competition.
Rodney, I didn’t post that until AFTER you mentioned me in a “pull my finger” one, so don’t even THINK of criticizing my “Weapons” one. It’s either reviving a classic or pounding a cliche’ into the ground; you can’t have it both ways.
Besides, the guy’s ass really isn’t involved in the impact; his groin is.
J.
France’s athletes mirror their governments diplomatic style.
“Silly Austrian! You wear pads to protect your kidneys, but they fail to protect them from an attack from below!”
J.
After his crushing defeat at the Athens Olympics, Tuncay Taliksan returned to his native Austria and had a long, productive career with the Vienna Boy’s Choir.
J.
“Hey, Egypt! Did you hear that Israel just won a gold medal? Ain’t that a kick in the…”
J.
Shown above: Austrian athlete Tuncay Taliksan just before he was disqualified for performing the banned “distract your opponent by humping his leg” maneuver.
J.
“Ah. Austria. I see you are a master of the ‘your ass to my foot’ technique!”
A little too the right, oooo, that’s perfect.
Crikey!
Oooo, some worries mate.
I come from a land down under,
Where a kick in the nuts makes men chunder.
Can’t you feel, can’t feel the thunder!
You better run, You better take cover.
Oh, about that crossing your “t” and watering your eyes thing…
Lamisil is probably more effective treating athlete’s foot.
A blue vester kicking a red vester in the nuts. Typical.
No criticism Jay, Just reviving a couple of cliches AND pounding them into the ground. WMD was my leitmotif for a while just as ‘pull my finger’ was yours.
Psychology 101
Public expression versus Private expression:
A case study
During the 2004 Olympics however, Austrian-style football remains an exhibition sport.
Public expression: “Nice caption spacemonkey.”
Private expression: “Damn, I hate spacemonkeys”
I never knew that Rochambeau was an Olympic sport.
Very nice kick, asshopper. You have crushed my pebbles and so you must leave now.
“I turn you into a girly-man.”
The Von Trapp family jewels have mysteriously disappeared.
“I don’t fall down! That sonofabitch kicked me in the nuts.”