Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of August 31, 2018

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ managed to make it through the weekend without any necessary adjustments. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Retired military) – “Merkel “So what does your husband plan to give Ruth Bader Ginsberg on her next birthday”

Melania “Hopefully the same thing he gave John McCain on his last birthday.”

Merkel “what was that?”

Melania “Tickets to the next Aretha Franklin concert”

2) (fustian24) – “…and it’s a pleasure to meet you again Mr. Merkel!

3) (Brian Brandt) – “Merkel: I love your dress.

Melania: And I love your . . . comment.

4) (Par4Course) – “A frump and a Trump.

5) (Mary Gehman) – ““Lighten up, Angie…you can be a real sour kraut…”

6) (DJD60_TX) – ““I’m a German despot, short and stout

When I meet Melania, I grump and pout …”

(to the tune of ‘I’m a little teapot’)

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(Vagabond661) – ““I loved you in ‘Murder, She Wrote’!”

Honorable Mention(s):

(Scorpion) – “I’m sorry Angela, unfortunately in order for your country to be great again is for us to declare war.

(RadiCalMan) – “Angela, you’ve got to move on! That Hillary pants suit look is so out of style and believe me, it’s not coming back.

Most Inappropriate But Funny:
(Paul Hooson) – “Not shown in this picture? John McCain…

Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:

(yetanotherjohn) – “I’m really sorry Hillary lost … she would have made me look hot in comparison.

Best Banter Weight:

(cathymv) – “Find one that lifts and separates!!

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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