Weekend Caption Contest™

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1. Laurence Simon November 7, 2003

   Michael Jackson tries out a new wig for his upcoming concert tour.
2. Matthew Stinson November 7, 2003

   After her Lhasa Apso died, Christina knew there was only one way to honor him.
3. King of Fools November 7, 2003

   20 years later, the Artist formerly known as Prince bleaches himself and returns to the stage.
4. rodney dill November 7, 2003

   “…and then I said, but yeah like I didn’t know that Rogaine was only for men.”
5. Jeff November 7, 2003

   Christina Aguilara’s new line of clothing “Dirty” debuts at Studio 54’s Pimp and Ho’s Ball.
6. Francis W. Porretto November 7, 2003

   “With this hair, I can’t think!“
7. kelley November 7, 2003

   If Cher and Patti LaBelle had a love child…
8. Rodney Dill November 7, 2003

   “Roy Horn think’s he’s had animal problems? This Shih Tzu’s been humping my head since 4 O’Clock this afternoon.”
9. Jay Tea November 7, 2003

   Color by Clairol, style by Whirlpool.
10. Jay Tea November 7, 2003

    It’s The Bride of Skankenstein!
11. Jay Tea November 7, 2003

    Shown here: the never-before-released prototype of the Life-Size, Blonde, Skanky Troll Doll. (Batteries Not Included.)
12. Jay Tea November 7, 2003

    Christina attempts to break into film with this never-before-seen audition tape for the role of Cousin Itt in the porn version of The Addams Family.
13. Jennifer November 7, 2003

    After an electrical mishap, Christina says the show must go on.
14. Ted K. November 7, 2003

    “For my next impersonation … a human Q-tip”
15. Tiger November 7, 2003

    I modeled this hairstyle after seeing it on the Barbie doll I gave to my three year old niece.
16. Velociman November 7, 2003

    John Carpenter’s “The Thing, II” starring Christina Aguilerra, due in theaters December 12th.
17. Ryan November 7, 2003

    The cousin Don King doesn’t want you to know about…
18. Timmer November 8, 2003

    So with Brittany doing Madona I had to find my own old dog to have sex with….
19. McGehee November 8, 2003

    “Well, when I heard Jacuzzi is making toilets, I thought, what a swirly that would make!”
20. BoiFromTroy November 8, 2003

    After WizBangBlog posted that picture of me bending over and looking so fat, I had to add all this extra weight up top to keep it from happening again!
21. Rob November 8, 2003

    Christina Who once again brings disgrace to the other citizens of Whoville.
22. Meryl Yourish November 8, 2003

    Daddy, it followed me home. Can I keep it? Please?
23. Mark Pierce November 8, 2003

    So I was trying out for this movie role, like I think it was Star Trek 15, where Captain Kirk, whose been killed more than any guy in history, is like reanimated one last time to save Earth, which is about to be destroyed by some sort of evil machine people, anyway they asked me if I could play the part of Yeoman Janice Rand, and I said I think so ‘cuz it’s no big deal since she just has him sign a clipboard, and they said your outfit’s fine, but could you poof your hair up just a little?…
24. J. Fielek November 8, 2003

    In a fit of depression, Christina attempted to blow her brains out, but the hairspray and styling gel kept them from escaping.
25. charles November 9, 2003

    A cry for help.
26. Rodney Dill November 9, 2003

    “…and this is your brain on drugs…
    Any Questions?…”
27. Rodney Dill November 9, 2003

    “Well first my white Pomeranian came in tearing after my white Angora Cat…WIZ

    Then they ran into the small table where I was mixing wallpaper paste…BANG

    Then everything went flying through the air and all I heard was…BLOG“

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