It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
“I will be the nominee”
(Blank stare) “Yes, you will be the nominee”
“I am inevitable”
(Blank stare) “Yes, you are inevitable”
Hey, where’s the “Where-will-you-be-when-diarrhea-strikes” caption?
Look, Beatrice. He’s waning.
If you’ve seen one RINO’s ass, you’ve seen them all.
Mitts gravitas stimulus package wilts before their eyes..
“I’m not giving him a dollar until he’s down to the banana hammock.”
Bain breaks Rino-Mans back!
You can hardly see the Temple garments…!
Mitt Romney led a madcap celebration rally Tuesday night after his primary win with a group of supporters who call themselves Moderates for Mitt.
Group thought bubble: “who was that jerk who asked ‘boxers or briefs'”?
Romney thinks to himself, “funny these are some of the same looks I got when I was on my mission.”
Proof that people can sleep standing up.
A picture so dull, not even the caption contest can keep me awake.
So, where do you apply for the job of selecting stupid pictures for the Wizbang Friday caption contest? Or, do you have to be good at photoshopping?
Not seeing any bulge down there the women realize he could
be a life size Ken doll.
….and we just thought Nixon had trouble generating excitement….
Boy, this guy must be good. He has the entire audience in a hypnotic trance.
Wishful Thinking…
After running out of Tea Party events, Romney’s now going for the Metamucil Party.
Everyone was confused when the senior citizens mistook Romney for a Chippendale.
Why does it feel like we’re all on an Italian cruise ship?
Romney is responding to charges that he’s been urinating on Democrats. He says they were already dead, but with the press still flogging them, it’s not entirely certain.
A whole new version of “The Crying Game”
If you’re not the lead candidate the view never changes.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.