It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
Yeah, I used to be a tailor…. IN PRISON!
Overtime At The Sausage Factory
Some Zipped Folders Are Hard To Open.
Welcome to Obama’s banana republic.
Copping a feel.
I put some feeling into my work!
Rent-a-Copping a feel.
I know there are more votes for Lisa Murkowski here somewhere.
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I said what what, in the butt?
I said what what, in the butt?
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WOW! Wait till Barney Frank hears about this one!
Uh, but if this is a prostate exam, shouldn’t you be behind me?
Is that a WMD or are you just happy to see me?
One and Done.
Uncle Ed’s Moyhel Shop
“So that’s why they call you the ‘Hanging Judge,’ Justice Scalia.”
“POP” goes the Weasel.
“I didn’t get a HARUMPH! outta that guy.”
It rubs the lotion on its skin, or it gets the hose again.
Now the term “rip him a new one” has meaning.
Ok Rahm come out of there !
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.