Weekend Caption Contest™

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1. firstbrokenangel October 17, 2004

   I love this: In the name of Christopher Reeve, *ARISE*! and the “Tootsie” references because they perfectly embody this picture and her as well.

   But funny aside, this really is serious. Hotrod said…
   “…………IS THIS THE KIND OF 1ST LADY WE REALLY WANT TO LOOK AT EVERY DAY………..” As was mentioned in a previous article here and comments here, you have to look at the man, and his wife and think to yourself – Do these people really embody freedom, democracy, presidential behavior, attitude, and actions that are going to represent what the United States is all about??? This is not a game. Ronald Reagan’s funeral reminded me of what the Presidential Office was all about and the class it takes to fill that spot and the spot of the First Lady.

   This woman does not represent class, intelligence, respect or what our country stands for… you’d think with all her money, she could, at least, look better. Look good and keep her mouth shut for everytime she opens it, she says something really stupid and assinine. She is not a First Lady. Nancy Reagan was, Laura Bush is…..this woman should not even be seen much less give speeches. I do not want her representing me to the world and I sure as shit don’t think her husband has the character or the class or anything else that is required of the “Presidential Office.” They are an embarrassment and I wish they’d go away.
   ~C
2. firstbrokenangel October 17, 2004

   To repeat myself from another post and to continue from that other post…….. Is this the best the Democrats could come up with??? My Gawd, have they stooped so low they think we will accept them in the highest office of this land?? And allow these two scumbags represent us to the rest of the world?? IS THIS THE BEST WE CAN DO???

   ewwwwww
   ~Cindy
3. Spirit Fingers October 17, 2004

   Confessions of an Heiress #418: My beauty routine largely consists of hanging out the window of a speeding limo to dry my nails and add extra volume to my hair.
4. joe October 17, 2004

   Listen AFRICANERS !!!!!!NO YOU CANNOT SUBSTITUE WATERMELLON SEEDS FOR RAISENS—-THOSE ARE USED FOR CONSTIPATION daaaaaaaa
5. Rodney Dill October 17, 2004

   And now Teresa is channeling Slim Pickens.
   “Well They’ve said John Kerry isn’t the sharpest tool in the Democratic shed. Let me tell you if they took out his brain and put it on the edge of a razor blade, it’d look just like a pea…, rolling down a… four… lane… highway.”
6. Rodney Dill October 17, 2004

   And thought she remained a staunch democratic until the end of her days, Natalie Maines had not foreseen the toll that the ‘Anybody but Bush’ mantra would take on her health and her appearance.
7. daniel October 17, 2004

   KEVIN!

   Here’s a better soundclip to use with THK’s photo; (la marseillaise sung by a woman).

   http://www.marseillaise.org/audio/mireille_mathieu_-_la_marseillaise.mp3

   4minutes & 17.8seconds
8. spacemonkey October 17, 2004

   ‘Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful.’
9. Dean Satterlee October 17, 2004

   wax on……wax off
10. radio October 17, 2004

    “And then my Johnny will raise the minimum wage to $200,000”

    or

    “Thanks to coming to my ‘Pay Less Than the Peasants” tax strategies seminar. While those goobers think Bush got them a good deal with his tax cuts, I’ll clue you to the real secrets of living like a billionaire and paying a 12% rate. First have your hubby get a part-time job with good health care benefits, including Botox and skin tinting.”
11. Kevin October 18, 2004

    Update: Winners announced. Comments now closed.
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