Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

In all the excitement of last weekends server move I forgot to post the winning entries for the Weekend Caption Contest™. The assignment was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (BloDog) – “John Stewart offers a safe haven for Susan Sarandon’s boobs.“

2) (Stephen Macklin) – “I’m only going to say this once, ‘No. Mohammed. Jokes.’“

3) (Timmer) – “No really, where’s Kutcher?“

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Honorable Mention

4) (Imhotep) – “Jon, don’t even think about telling that Aristocrats joke on live TV just to check the tape delay.“

5) (obbanner) – “It’s a movie about gay lobstermen.“

6) (Weegie) – “No, Jon, you cannot give Heath Ledger any tongue action. Just speak the lines and pretend you like women.“

The Sopranos Season Debut Is Fast Approaching Award goes to:

(Steve Doherty Jr.) – ““Jon, please, please, please wear the bulletproof vest during the ‘Jude Law segment’; Chris Penn just passed away and Sean is as unstable as ever.””

Until next tomorrow morning…