It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners for this contest and last weekend’s contest will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
Look who “smart diplomacy” convinced attacking Syria was a good idea.
The Wizard of Oz, the French version.
…he looks like a flying monkey
Oh mon Dieu,un Francais a incendie d’une maison. La Premiere chose qu’il a sauve a ete lomgtemps le pain.(Translation: Oh my God, a Frenchman has a housefire. The first thing rescues is that long bread).
Mon Dieu!
You dieu the vo-dieu so well
Paul hooson les blagues sont pas mieux en Francais. (Translation: Paul Hooson’s jokes are no better in French).
Cest le vi!
Ce que j’ai manque les vieux jours de Dennis Rodman teabagging Chebacca blagues. (Translation: I miss the old days of Dennis Rodman teabagging Wookie jokes).
A Frenchman has a housefire. The first thing he rescues are those white surrender flags that he saves for special occasions….
When I read your message I took the call to action and called the PFD. They said it would take a while to get to France.
They might need a snorkel or two!
Issue resolved… they can just use the intercontinental railroad Barrie described.
Frère JacquAss, frère JacquAss
Dumbass-vous! Dumbass-vous!
Obama’s non les genius! Don’t send les Marin-es!
Bang, bang, boom. Bang, bang, boom.
More kool aid please!
OOOO… I’ve never put my finger there before…
Sitting in a school, French President François Hollande waits for a teacher to give him a hall pass so that he can go oui oui.
MSM reaction to Obama Syria policy
He’s going to be pissed when his date for the Syria Prom stands him up…
Lunch special at the G20 Summit – French-Fried Brain.
Obama’s new Surrender Czar upon hearing the news he’d work alongside foreign policy genius Joe Biden.
L’Etat, c’est OMG!
Moi? Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest? Merde!
So how do you like your new French teacher Jimmy?
He’s kind of creepy. He smiles all the time and keeps asking me if I’ve ever been in a Turkish prison or if I like gladiator movies.
Or if I ever saw the picture on the Nobel Peace Prize medal.
Gross.
A dim bulb with a bright smile.
National Review’s blow-up doll of Henry Kissinger still needs work.
“Everyday… in everyway… I’m getting better and better.”
Hollande “You mean Kerry isn’t French?? Thank Heavens”
Another Obama crony just got his Obamacare waiver in the mail.
Reporter “Monsouir Hollande, what do you plan to do if Syria fights back?”
The President of France reacts to Obama’s speech ending.
Or was it the date-rape drug in his Vittel?
Francoise Hollande demonstrates that it does not take much to have a more sophisticated foreign policy than obama.
No Doz is great when you have to listen to Obama’s speech..
but maybe I took too much?
Mr. Hollende announces that his Syrian policy has a je ne sais quoi about it.
Lost in Translation: He thought Obama was serving Pommes Frites. Obama said he was serving Pomeranian.
This is a example of the wackos Mr. Obama is counting on in support of his intention to teach President Assad of Syria a lesson. Vive la France!
No, of course not. obama was expecting Iran to go to war with him against their ally Syria.
This Is Obama’s “Alliance of the Willing”? You’re Shitting Me, Right?
Hollande shows Obama how to look like you are enjoying it when Russia is butt f*cking you
Do you suffer from the heartbreak of stupidity?
France: The land of lovers. Enjoy girls.
It’s always embarrassing when they give a pop test on the first day of school, especially when they ask the hard questions like “Which is the bottle?” and “Where is the glass?
Remedial education, it’s not just for kids.
Democracy, the worst form of all government except all the others that have been tried, produced this. Kind of makes you want to explore new forms of government like picking people at random out of the phone book.
Did I do that?
Botox n’est pas pour les poules mouillées.
Pepe LaPew finally got laid.
A man after my own heart….You managed to combine a joke about Pepe LaPew and getting laid. Two of my favorite things! Bravo! Well done!
Personally, I still think the original curly was the best stooge. Though I admit, this guy is close.
Prez, Très Goofy!
The bus boy’s horror when Francois sat down on the overturned barstool dissipated when he took 20 minutes to decide to stand up.
Another Wizbang Weekend Caption Contestant anxiously waiting to see who won.
Recalculating…
Disney’s Hall of Presidents in Orlando just seems so much more lifelike and believable than the French version.
Would you buy a used military weapon from this man? Never fired and only dropped once.
Ho hum, why do we keep doing this if they don’t hold-up their end pf the bargain?
Why yes, Obama is my puppet master and his hand is indeed up my ass
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.