Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

In all the excitement of last weekends server move I forgot to post the winning entries for the Weekend Caption Contest™. The assignment was to caption the following picture:

Jon Stewart, host of the 78th Academy Awards, left, talks to stage manager Gary Hood on the stage at the Kodak Theatre in Los Angeles, Thursday, March 2, 2006, during a set visit in advance of Sunday's Oscars. (AP Photo/Chris Carlson)

Here are the winning entries:

1) (BloDog) – “John Stewart offers a safe haven for Susan Sarandon’s boobs.

2) (Stephen Macklin) – “I’m only going to say this once, ‘No. Mohammed. Jokes.’

3) (Timmer) – “No really, where’s Kutcher?

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Honorable Mention

4) (Imhotep) – “Jon, don’t even think about telling that Aristocrats joke on live TV just to check the tape delay.

5) (obbanner) – “It’s a movie about gay lobstermen.

6) (Weegie) – “No, Jon, you cannot give Heath Ledger any tongue action. Just speak the lines and pretend you like women.

The Sopranos Season Debut Is Fast Approaching Award goes to:

(Steve Doherty Jr.) – ““Jon, please, please, please wear the bulletproof vest during the ‘Jude Law segment’; Chris Penn just passed away and Sean is as unstable as ever.”

Until next tomorrow morning…

Sittin' on the dock of the bay, watching the political tide roll away
Congressional Blog Reading


  1. BlogDog March 10, 2006
  2. Timmer March 12, 2006