This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ celebrates Jerry Nadler’s retirement announcement! I can only imagine how he celebrated.
The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (cathymv) – “Its all shits and giggles until someone shits and giggles”
AND
(Joe_Miller) – ““DON’T LIGHT A MATCH!””
2) (Par4Course) – ““Jerry, who can ever fill your pants – I mean shoes.””
3) (RockThisTown) – “‘I know what you’re thinking. Did Nadler fire off 6 farts or only 5? And to tell you the truth, amidst all Trump’s winning, I kinda lost track myself. But seeing as Nadler is the most powerful fart machine in the world and would blow your nose clean off, you gotta ask yourself a question. Do I feel Schmuckie? Well, do ya punk?’”
4)(RadiCalMan) – “You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy, than these three in New York, NY!”
5) (Kenny Moore) – “Rub a dub dub,
Three fools from a pub,
And who do you think they be?
The liar, the faker, the corruption maker.
Turn them out, knaves all three.”
6) (McGehee) – ““Well, Chuck, if you didn’t put the cheese on his cheeseburger before you cooked it, this wouldn’t have happened!””
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(sarahconnor2) – ““I call this meeting of aging Batman villains to order.”” (Thanks, everyone!)
Best “Yuge and Bigly”:
(EricSteel) – “I’ve been saying for years that the Republicans are going to abandon Trump any day now.”
Best Banter Weight:
(rodney dill) – “Where will you be when your laxative kicks in.”
Best Sunday-11th Hour entry:
(vern bachman) –
Best “Trump’s Fault”:
(Mary Gehman) – ““Are we all on Trump’s shit list…or just Jerry…???””
Best Reference to a previous caption contest:
(Retired military) – “Jeffries “Great. Now with that shit smell the budgies will never come back””
Most Inappropriate:
(Everyone!) –
That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
