Winners Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of February 7, 2025

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ marks the end of the NFL season AND USAID and both featured prominently in suggested captions!

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Tom Morrow) – ““I’m not usually attracted to rodents, but then I saw a documentary on how many nuts you can stuff into your mouth.”” AND (RadiCalMan) – “I’m sorry babe, DOGE has stopped our Sesame Street in Iraq funding!”

AND

(rodney dill) – “Chipmunk: “Oh Really? How do you know who will win the Superbowl?”
Zebra: “Professional courtesy.”
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2) (ulley) – “Breaking News=Mexicans now using disguises to avoid deportation.”

3) (Joe_Miller) – “He’s only courting her to get a green card.”

4)(Retired military) – “Zebra “What do you mean when you say “Guess we need to learn to code?”””

5) (Rick Adams) – “The Montagues and Capulets have nothing on Disney vs Dreamworks.”

6) (Porkopolis) – “Furries Swipe Right”

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(Brian Brandt) – “Nine months later . . .”
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Best “Yuge and Bigly”:

(Retired military) – “Zebra “Politico stated “POLITICO has no financial dependence on the government and no hidden agenda””

Chipmunk “So why couldnt they make payroll this week?””

Best Banter Weight:

(Brian Brandt) – “There damn well better be Clydesdales this year.”

Best Sunday-11th Hour entry:

(RockThisTown) – ““Pardon me, but do you have any Hellman’s?””

Best “Trump’s Fault”:

(Par4Course) – “The DNC elects its new leadership.”

Best Reference to a previous caption contest:

(cathymv) – “Do these onsies pass muster for bernie???”

Most Inappropriate:

(Mary Gehman) – ““I’m not looking for Mr Right…I’m looking for Mr. Right Now…””

That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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