Winners Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of September 25, 2026

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ featured diplomacy Trump style! Special shout out to Rodney G. Graves with a wonderful banter comment that speaks to my total despising of Bruce Springsteen.

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (cathymv) – “Xi: Even we didn’t vote for Kamala….”

AND

(Par4Course) – “She, Xi, Him and Her.”

2) (Paul Hooson) – “A funny thing about when the Chinese President visits. An hour later you’re hungry for a better trade deal.”

3) (Tom Morrow) – ““President Xi and I, and our lovely wives, are gathered here today to celebrate the most bigly greatest event in the world – Mr. and Mrs. Tom Morrow’s anniversary.”
4)(rodney dill) – “Grouchy Tiger, Gilded Braggin’”

5) (vern bachman) –

6) (Porkopolis) – “Prelude to Panda-monium 🐼”

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(RockThisTown) – “Melania’s dress . . . . . . . . . . $5,000
Red carpet . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$10,000
Military honor guard . . . . . .$80,000
Xi Jinping exiting plane . . . Riceless
”

Best “Yuge and Bigly”:

(RadiCalMan) – “Now, that I got Greenland… Tibet is next!!!”

Best Banter Weight:

(Rodney Graves) – “When you get to hell.”

Best Sunday-11th Hour entry:

(Mary Gehman) – ““…NO WONTON SOUP FOR YOU…!!!””

Best “She Who is Still Not POTUS”:

(Retired military) – “Hillary “That could have been me greeting Xi xiping that should have been me.”

Aide “Why? You dont need to bribe China anymore. You are irrelevant now””

Most Inappropriate:

(Joe_Miller) – ““When do we meet Bluce Splingstein?””

That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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