Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ was a real hit, generating many, many entries. As one of the commenters said the bar for winning was set pretty high by the actual caption to the picture (hold your mouse over the picture to read it). Before we get to the winners, it’s time to mention that (as part of our Katrina fundraising efforts) this week’s contest is sponsored by:

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Now on to the the winning entries for this picture:

US actor Sean Penn paddles a boat after the motor failed to start as he made an attempt to rescue stranded people in New Orleans. Penn rescued several people from flooded houses in the city on September 4, before his boat sprang a leak.(AFP/File/Nicholas Kamm)

1) (Laurence Simon) – “I don’t care what’s in the water, I said I don’t need any shots. I figure if I can survive going down on Madonna all those years, I can survive anything.

2) (Robert) – “Shown here, a forward thinking Sean Penn prepositions supplies for the next hurricane by sinking a boatload of water bottles.
‘I marked the spot with a red cup,’ Sean said: ‘Next time, we will not be unprepared.’

3) (Cybrludite) – “Tragically their craft sank when Sean Penn mistook the boat plug for a butt plug.

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Honorable Mention

4) (Roger Fraley) – “Sean Penn, his publicist, and toady friend manage, despite the odds, to rescue all the Desani bottled water left in New Orleans last week.

5) (Rodney Dill) – “Sean Penn (thinking): “Dang, I hope I brought enough beads.”

6) (Doug) – “In this Greenpeace photo , you can see proof of the serious and disgusting toxins released into the waters flooding New Orleans.

7) (Daniel) – “Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream, If you see a crocodile, don’t forget to scream.

The Laurence Simon Sick And Twisted Bastard Award

There wasn’t much debate about who would win the award this week. The only question was whether Lair’s entry would win the contest or the award. This week he wins both…

Until next Friday…

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  1. JAT0 September 12, 2005
  2. Laurence Simon September 12, 2005
  3. Rodney Dill September 12, 2005
  4. edddie September 12, 2005
  5. Sheik Yur Bouty September 12, 2005
  6. Roger Fraley September 12, 2005
  7. Rodney Dill September 12, 2005
  8. Jay Tea September 13, 2005
  9. Laurence Simon September 13, 2005