Winners Weekend Caption Contest, Week of September 10, 2021

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ showed that even the mundane becomes profound or profane in this group’s hands.

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (guido81_MA) – “It’s a Von Trapp!

(RockThisTown) – “Depicted here is transportation under AOC’s Green New Deal.

2) (BluesHarper) – “Free range sheeple.

(Rick Adams) – “Calm down, Karen, it’s only allergies.

3) (fustian24) – “The very rare free range Australian. While millions used to roam free, they are now almost totally in captivity.

(Joe_Miller) – “I had the same reaction when I heard that Abba is releasing a new album.

4)(Par4Course AND Paul Hooson) – “The Fool On The Hill?

(KaptainKrude) – “You can fix your own car, they said. Just watch a video on YouTube and follow the instructions, they said. You’ll save so much money, they said. Why, I oughta rassle-frassle….

5) (Tom Morrow) – “The search for intelligent Democrats continues without success.

(McGeehee) – ““Iss zat photographer shtill followink me? Gott im Himmel, how many times musst I be ze subyekt uff ze Vizbang caption kontesst?

6) (Porkopolis) – “Sass-quashed

(cathymv) – “The domestic Wildebeast of North America, also known as Hildebeast or Hillary, is a killer by nature. The Hildebeast is a loaner but extremely dangerous. The Hildebeast will kill younger generation that threatens her power within the leftist herd. Males will quake at her stare and knowing if they cross the Hildebeast, she will remove their testicles and add them to the Hildebeasts vast collection of useless testicles. The Hildebeast will procreate with the weakest of males, knowing that he will not threaten her power and the knowledge that she will sell off her offspring to the highest bidder, thereby amassing even more power within the leftist herd. The only natural predator of the Hildebeast would be the Trumpotomus and old age.

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(rodney dill) – “The hills are alive with the sound of Mueslix

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(ulley) – ““Breaking news Big Butt spotted wearing clothes.”

Best Use of the Biden Caption of Choice (A Laugh and/or A Gaffe):

(Brian Brandt) – “Biden’s last supporter finally gives up and heads for the hills.

Best use of the MAGA Caption of Choice:

(yetanotherjohn) – “We have gathered here all the people who still think Hillary should and will be president … Hi Hillary.

Best Banter Weight:

(EricSteel) – “DAMN YOU RODNEY!!! I was just about to type the exact same thing.

Best Kamala:

(Mary Gehman) – ““Who do I have to blow around here for a golf cart…???”

Best reference to a previous caption contest:

(Retired military) – ““Where are the Scottish dancers? I was told there would be scottish dancers”

That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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