Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was another monster hit. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

First Lady Michelle Obama jumps as she dances with school children at the Siete de Enero school located in a low income neighborhood in Mexico City, Wednesday, April 14, 2010. Mrs. Obama is on a three-day visit to Mexico. (AP)

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Lindy R. Dole) – “Technically its not anti-gravity if the earth rejects you.

2) (JD) – “As God is my judge, I didn’t think turkeys could fly.

3) (iwogisdead) – “With the country now headed for bankruptcy, Michelle Obama is finally so proud of America that she leaps with joy.

4) (fustian) – “Whaddaya know! Bullshit does fly.

5) (retired military) – “Like any woman would, Michelle Obama jumps for joy when she finds out she can spend trillions of dollars of other’s people money.

6) (just bob) – “The Flying None

The Readers Choice Award this week went to Lindy R. Dole’s winning entry. In it’s place I offer one more overlooked gem:

(Spike) – “The First Lady establishes the National Association for the Advancement of Calisthenic People.

That’s all for this weekend’s festivities. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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