Wizbang Caption Contest™ Winners Week of July 31, 2020

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ does not have a Most Inappropriate Award. I don’t think any further explanation is necessary.

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Brian Brandt) – “Does the asphalt match the drapes?

(fustian24) – “And, just like that, Biden has his new Vice President!

(Joe_Miller) – ““The call was for a SWAT team. A SWAT Team!”

2) (yetanotherjohn) – “Daddy, how did you meet mommy?

(Rick Adams) – “Please do not give Hillary any ideas!

(Blues Harper) – ““Give it to Mikey, he’ll eat anything”

3) (guido81_MA) – “Five bucks says I can get a pepper ball in there on first shot.

(Patrick McHargue) – “Here I come to save the day!

(Eric Steel) – “Knowing where their eyes will be drawn to, Antifa deploys the Laser Pussy to blind police officers

4)(cathymv) – “even the NY rats are saying ” Oh man.,.. thats just gross!!”

(RockThisTown) – “I’d be a bit leery about hiring her as a children’s crosswalk guard.

(Mary Gehman) – ““Can I frisk her…please…???”

5) (Brett Buck) – “Nuke it from orbit, its the only way to be sure!

(Porkopolis) – “Birth of Damnation

(Vagabond661) – “There are two manholes in this picture. Wait… 3. Wait…. 4.

6) (Paul Hooson) – “FREE RON JEREMY?

(RadiCalMan) – “BAM!!! Bare A$$es Matters!!!

(Mike) – ““Naked Athena”? You get your naked ath en that car right now!

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(retired military) – “Portland cop A “We have to arrest her”
Portland cop B “For indecent exposure?”
Portland cop A “No because she isnt wearing a mask”

Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:

(yetanotherjohn) – “One of the best things about America is that she has a better chance of being president than Hillary

Best Banter Weight:

(Brian Brandt) – “Covfefe!

Best “Who Do I Have to Blow…”:

(Olsoljer) – ““I’m here to give blow jobs, what the hell is BLM?”

Best Limerick:

(Harry Butts) – “There was a protester named Hutchin
Whose brain had long ceased to function
She said, with a glare
As she stripped her ass bare
“I get off on a constable’s truncheon.”

That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

SWOT 2020
Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™