This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ does not have a Most Inappropriate Award. I don’t think any further explanation is necessary.
The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (Brian Brandt) – “Does the asphalt match the drapes?”
(fustian24) – “And, just like that, Biden has his new Vice President!”
(Joe_Miller) – ““The call was for a SWAT team. A SWAT Team!””
2) (yetanotherjohn) – “Daddy, how did you meet mommy?”
(Rick Adams) – “Please do not give Hillary any ideas!”
(Blues Harper) – ““Give it to Mikey, he’ll eat anything””
3) (guido81_MA) – “Five bucks says I can get a pepper ball in there on first shot.”
(Patrick McHargue) – “Here I come to save the day!”
(Eric Steel) – “Knowing where their eyes will be drawn to, Antifa deploys the Laser Pussy to blind police officers”
4)(cathymv) – “even the NY rats are saying ” Oh man.,.. thats just gross!!””
(RockThisTown) – “I’d be a bit leery about hiring her as a children’s crosswalk guard.”
(Mary Gehman) – ““Can I frisk her…please…???””
5) (Brett Buck) – “Nuke it from orbit, its the only way to be sure!”
(Porkopolis) – “Birth of Damnation”
(Vagabond661) – “There are two manholes in this picture. Wait… 3. Wait…. 4.”
6) (Paul Hooson) – “FREE RON JEREMY?”
(RadiCalMan) – “BAM!!! Bare A$$es Matters!!!”
(Mike) – ““Naked Athena”? You get your naked ath en that car right now!”
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(retired military) – “Portland cop A “We have to arrest her”
Portland cop B “For indecent exposure?”
Portland cop A “No because she isnt wearing a mask””
Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:
(yetanotherjohn) – “One of the best things about America is that she has a better chance of being president than Hillary”
Best Banter Weight:
(Brian Brandt) – “Covfefe!”
Best “Who Do I Have to Blow…”:
(Olsoljer) – ““I’m here to give blow jobs, what the hell is BLM?””
Best Limerick:
(Harry Butts) – “There was a protester named Hutchin
Whose brain had long ceased to function
She said, with a glare
As she stripped her ass bare
“I get off on a constable’s truncheon.””
That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
