This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was a welcome diversion from the Spineless Follies on Capitol Hill. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (rodney dill) – “To Beto, or not to Beto?… What a dumb question.””
2) (Rick Adams) – ““Bad news, dude. People have dash cams now.””
3) (RadiCalman) – “Beto, Beta, Binci
Translation from Latin:
“My name is Beto, I’m a Beta male, I need a Binky”
4) (yetanotherjohn) – “I don’t know what happened. Someone said “Give me one good reason I should vote for you” and he just sort of froze.”
5) (Joe_Miller) – “It’s a Beto test. We’re rolling this out in Texas to see where it starts to foul up completely. Ooops. Really? It won’t even boot?”
6) (RockThisTown) – ““Do you always stand in front of the flag or do you sometimes kneel?””
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(cathymv) – “Texas says: Theres the door.”
Honorable Mention(s):
(Mike) – ““I’ll be standing over here, saying ‘De plane,Boss! De plane!'””
(Kenny Moore) – ““Beto look, a chance of winning!” “You’re mocking me, aren’t you?””
Most Inappropriate But Funny:
(Mary Gehman) – ““I AM MASTER-BETO…””
Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:
(Retired military) – “” “And once again Mr O’Rourke. Hillary still isnt President and will probably never be President so it is best not to mention your ties to her”
Best Banter Weight:
(Brian Brandt) – “I don’t care what she says. Those puppies don’t look like me!”
That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
