Weekend Caption Contest™

24 Comments

1. Joe January 17, 2004

   I’m sorry, I think Howard’s rally is at the IHOP.
2. Lawren January 17, 2004

   D.G., phone home.
3. Wind Rider January 17, 2004

   (Gephardt thinking) Damn Bush and his space speech! There’s another one that wants me to appoint them as an astronaut!
4. Pete January 17, 2004

   Hoping to out-do front-runner Howard Dean, Dick Gephardt starts campaigning to the tin-foil suit brigade.
5. Matthew Stinson January 17, 2004

   Rep. Dick Gephardt meets with Larry Chowolski from the Springfield Teamsters Union Local 245, who has volunteered to travel into the depths of Hell to deliver Rep. Gephardt’s petition to Satan to rig the results of Iowa’s caucuses in Gephardt’s favor. Mr. Chowolski is wearing the heat-resistant suit he will use during his journey. Analysts are skeptical about Chowolski’s chances for success, however, as a similar expedition from the Dean campaign already left for Hell two weeks ago.
6. Chris Lawrence January 17, 2004

   Dick Gephardt and Dennis Kucinich accidentally try to recruit each other’s support after exhausting the supply of Iowans.
7. Jay Tea January 17, 2004

   “This’ll show them. See? I WILL shake hands with a Republican!”

   J.
8. Jay Tea January 17, 2004

   “I know whoever does it will get fired, but SOMEONE’S gotta tell Gephardt that the ‘Intel Inside’ fad died out YEARS ago.”

   J.
9. Lee January 17, 2004

   The Demo-bots are created; the only trick left is getting them registered to vote!
10. Lee January 17, 2004

    Dick Gephardt’s mom is one weird lady.
11. Rodney Dill January 17, 2004

    “Scram spaceboy, I’m still the biggest Dick here.”
12. Rodney Dill January 17, 2004

    Dick Gephardt and unknown tester demonstrate the prophylactic tecnology proposed to prevent Howard Dean’s ideology from contaminating the rest of the Democratic Party.
13. Rodney Dill January 17, 2004

    “Hey can some one give me a hand, I can’t get this damn vending machine to work. I’m just the son of a poor milkman I can’t figure out these newfangled gizmo’s.”
14. Rodney Dill January 17, 2004

    I think Joe’s caption is going to be hard to beat. Though, not for lack of trying.
15. Timmer January 17, 2004

    You “live long and prosper” too little fella, but I don’t have a “Republic to Federation Transistion Outline” to show you.

    I think you’ve got me confused with Dennis.
16. Jay Tea January 17, 2004

    “And I hope I can count on your support… MISTER CHENEY!”

    J.
17. Jay Tea January 17, 2004

    “Mr. Gephardt, I am here to pledge you all the electoral votes from the planet Koozbain.”

    J.
18. Rodney Dill January 17, 2004

    “Why yes Tom, now that you ask, I do feel that my Poll numbers are floating in a most peculiar way.”
19. Bob Whaley January 17, 2004

    Hi, I’m from the moon and heard you were passing out government surplus cheese.
20. Harvey January 17, 2004

    “Entil-zha Valen”
21. Michael Demmons January 17, 2004

    Dick Gephardt gets officially admitted to the “Tinfoil Suit Brigade“
22. Jay Tea January 17, 2004

    “Intel Inside” meets “Dickhead Outside.”

    J.
23. McGehee January 18, 2004

    “What’s that? You want me to phone home?”
24. Rodney Dill January 18, 2004

    “You can take off the asbestos suit, Mr. Taylor. As you can see, i am not burnt toast just yet.”