It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
“#@%!&*, who pressed delete on this teleprompter?”
Since he used it so much, it was just easier replacing Obama’s head with a teleprompter transplant.
“Forward, you idiot…scroll the teleprompter forward!”
And now we have Barack Obama rehearsing a 3 Dog Night hit:
The ink is black, the page is white
Together we learn to read and write
A child is black, a child is white
The whole world looks upon the sight
A beautiful sight
Q. How can you tell it’s the president’s security double and not Obama himself?
A. You can’t see his ears.
“Clinton told me I should use it so I can tell you later, I never looked you straight in the eyes and lied.”
Stop complaining. This is a $2000 plate affair, and here’s the plate. I never promised you food.”
“This isn’t a teleprompter, it’s a mirror. Man, I’m gorgeous!”
It’s great to come out of the Oval office and see ya all. Hello?..where is everybody?”
“For all of you who paid $250 for the cheap seats to my right…Suffer!”
“Believe me, I don’t need a teleprompter to tell me what to say. I’ve got a hidden ear piece that does the job just as well.”
“I promised you I would never let anything come between me and the public…Well, almost everything.”
“…And to quote from Fifty Shades of Gray, ‘She erotically touched…Hey, who’s on the teleprompter?”
“I am not reading words other people put into my mouth…They just put them into my teleprompter.”
“And in conclusion I’d like to say, ‘return to top of page'”
“The trick is to go FORWARD while staying BEHIND something.”
“My…uh…fellow…uh…Americans. I…uh…Hey, I don’t need a teleprompter script to talk like that.”
“I’m sure if President Roosevelt was alive today he would say, ‘Speak softly and carry a big teleprompter.'”
“Four years ago I made a campaign promise of transparency. I’ve kept that promise…well, kind of.”
“I I don’t need teleprompters! I don’t need hidden ear pieces!… I can just write all this stuff down on the back of my hand with a ball point pen.”
“I’ll be with you folks in just a second, as soon as I finish this next stage of Angry Birds.”
“Instead of listening to this long boring speech, I suggest you just click on my last twitter I just posted.”
“Some people have told me I don’t have a head for this job.”
Obama finally figured out how to stop making anymore political gaffes…..
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.