Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of October 13, 2017

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ clarified the Las Vegas shootings as much as anything. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Mary Gehman) – “Got MILF…???”

2) (fustian24) – Your husband has pretty much killed the NFL. Any chance he could do something about cricket?

3) (Rick Adams) – She’s not wild about Harry…

4) (jim_m) – Melania: I speak 5 languages but there still isn’t a word for this kind of stupid.

5) (yetanotherjohn) – … and is it also true they are made of brass and clank when he walks?

6) (Kenny Moore) – You have huge … presence.

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(David Robertson) – “The UK has the Brexit. The USA doesn’t have Hillary as POTUS. We both win.”

Honorable Mention(s):
(Joe_Miller) – I recognize Ellen, but who’s that with her?

Most Inappropriate But Funny:
(Retired military) – Melania “Look you shouldn’t talk about Chelsea that way. I am sure that she is quite attractive”
Harry “If Chelsea gives head it counts as anal”

(Mike) – “My hands are not tiny. Want to shag?”

Best Reuse of the Caption of Choice for the Trump Administration:

(rodney dill) – I’m not sure what’s going on in the picture… but I’m pretty sure it’ll be followed by a caption pointing out that Hillary still isn’t President.

The Too-Soon Award for this Week:

(Rock ThisTown) – “So . . . you want to be in pictures?”

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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