It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™.
Winners will be announced Sunday.
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Hey lets laugh at the 1 termers! HAHAHAHAHA
Wee! This is actually fun! Hey, man, who brought the raisins?
And then I said, “yeah? well, global test this!”.
President Bush- “So Mary Poppins checks into a hotel and orders cauliflower, eggs, and swiss cheese. The next day, as she checks out of the hotel, the desk clerk asks her how she enjoyed her meal.
“Well,” she replies, “The cauliflower was good, and so was the cheese, but the eggs weren’t very tasty.”
After being directed to the suggestion box, she writes something down on a piece of paper, puts it in, grabs her umbrella, and leaves.
The desk clerk’s very curious about what she wrote. So he grabs the paper out of the suggestion box, and looks.
He reads: Supercauliflowercheesebuteggswerequiteatrociuos.”
What the HELL was that Yankee thinkin’?
GW:”I heard that some the ‘lamest’ of the Wizbag Caption Contest entrants don’t even use umbrellas..they just wear ladies panties on their heads !”
BC:”HaHaHa..Ladies panties..HaHaHa”
HC:”Really?”
CC:”What’s a wizbang?”
Despite the fact that he really didn’t get the joke, Dubya laughed heartily along anyway.
Before our caption, Rick13, as a native of Arkansas and Little Rock, I’d like you to read and interpret the following: F#CK YOU, you clearly ignorant $hit.
Now for our caption….
And that John Kerry fella….Heh, and y’all called my daddy a flip flopper!
There was a round of nervous laughter when W offered Chelsea a job as a White House intern…
Just then, as they all laughed for the cameras, George W. pulled the lever causing the trap doors to open,swallowing the entire Clinton family at the site of their legacy.
GWB: “Bridge to the 21st century my ass” “You fooled em bubba”
W: “Hey, nice trailer house!”
W: “Hey, isn’t that that Monica gal in the front row there?”
W: “So then Chelsea says to her mom, ‘Not according to Dad I’m not.”
Hey Bill, Chelsea says she wants to be an intern.
My father told me to be nice…
W: Secretary of Agriculture is still open…what’d ya say?
Women find camera, asshole sees what the women
are doing, man ignores camera and smiles at folks.
We’re not laughing at you, we’re laughing with you, Mr. President.
The whoopie cushion on the President’s seat would have been funny by itself, but Bill got Chelsea to pull his finger just as Bush was sitting down. Even Bush had to admit they got him good.
Ofr course, Chelsea’s draft notice arrived in the mail the next day…
Wowhohohow, they actually showed up, how about that! Tell Vladnits we don’t need him.
W: So, the guy walks to the end of the bar and sits down next to Mary Cheney, and says,
“So, what part of lesbia are you from?”
Everyone got a good laugh when the President mentioned the rumor Senator Kerry planned on introducing a bill next session.
or
W’s dry humor cracked up the crowd when he mentioned the FDA was planning to approve gin soaked raisins as a cure for Post Election Stress Trauma, also known as Kedwards Disease.
even a cleansing rain from God can’t rid the taint of the Clintons
even a cleansing rain from God can’t rid the taint of the Clintons
Kerry at the podium:
I’m John Kerry and I’m reporting for duty!
W: yea to loser-ville!
W: By the Power of Greyskull…I have the Power!
GWB: “I did not fart with those Presidents!”
Weebls wobble but they don’t fall down.
Feeling uncomfortable with the rain-soaked silence of the other VIP’s,’W’decides to lighten the mood with his Tatoo(Fantasy Island) impression : “Zee Plane, Boss..Zee Plane” !
I thought Daddy was something, but the Vice President’s thingy really is something else!
The Clintons look on in laughter as W.’s umbrella turns inside out, leaving the president drenched. Bill reportedly quipped about “divine inser…no, I mean intervention.”
Clinton to himself: wonder if W would let have his two daughters for the night….hell he could even have Hilary and Chelsea in return!”
I vote for Cyberludite’s caption
CC: Fellatio in the rain … leaves no stain …
Bill: “This is the wettest I’ve been since the Whitehouse, if ya’ll catch my drift.”