This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ capped off an exciting week. Watch out for falling snowflakes! There were over 200 entries so we have double winners for each position. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (rodney dill) – ““No I will not reveal the 11 herbs and spices.””
(Stephen_Macklin) – ““For the last time. The sign says Mr. Sanders. Not Mr. Burns. And for the record i have no idea who this Smithers is you keep talking about.”
2) (LiberalNightmare) – “… and I was this close to winning the nomination!”
(Vagabond661) – ““Stop calling me Colonel!””
3) (Yooper) – ““Do you know what I’m doing right now? ……………………………I’m crushing your head,””
(Retired military) – ““My new lunch idea. The Hillary bucket. Two small breasts, 2 large thighs, and a left wing”
“Oh and I forgot, we will throw in two cankle nuggets with every order”
(hattip Mary Gehman)”
4) (Brian Brandt) – “♬ If I were a rich man, / Daidle deedle daidle . . .
Oh wait, I am!”
(Mary Gehman) – ““Did you say ‘lotsa balls’ or ‘matzo balls’…?””
5) (Rock ThisTown) – ““Under my tax plan, you keep this much of what you earn.””
(cathymv) – “Where will you be when your laxative kicks in???”
6) (Rick Adams) – “Unicorn farts, which are comprised of almost 100% pure magnesium glitter, would be an excellent source of energy.”
(Joe_Miller) – ““NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR DAMN EMAILS!…Sorry, I just had a flashback. What committee is this again?””
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(guido81_MA) – “This is how much I understand about economics”
Honorable Mention(s):
(914) – “Brain farts are Me!”
(rangerrebew) – “Communism and socialism ARE NOT dead in America, General Mattis!”
Most Inappropriate But Funny:
(yetanotherjohn) – “Senator, I don’t think ‘roll your own’ is a sexual act.”
(fustian24) – “With the confidence I get from new Congressional Depends, I can be a complete pain in the ass for an entire hearing!
It’s the adult diaper of governmental big butts everywhere.”
That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
