Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was another holiday classic. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:


Here are the winning entries:

1) (Rodney Dill) – “On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer and Whizzer….

2) (Greg Wood) – “Members of the Amalgamated Santas Service Local 666 wait to meet with their Obamacare navigator, their union having earlier failed to wrangle a waiver from the administration.

3) (Pretzel__Logic and Rodney Dill) – “Santa Pause

4) (DanMelson) – “Bad little boys and girls get coal

But for Barack Obama, Santa had to set his helpers to creating something special,

5) (yetanotherjohn) – “I never did like the idea of a Dr. Who Christmas special.

6) (Proof) – “All right! Who put the Ex-lax in the milk and cookies??

The Readers Choice Award went to Rodney Dill’s winning entry. In its place we offer one more of Rodney’s excellent captions from this weekend:

(Rodney Dill) – “
On the twelfth day of Christmas, Obama Care gave to me
12 Congressional inquiries
11 th hour apologies
10 claims denied
9 navigators scamming
8 condom boxes
7 forms to fill out
6 hours ER waiting
5 Death Panels
4 web site crashes
3 different bills
2 doctors fleeing
…and a Porta John drug test for me.

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

About those seven million ObamaCare signups
So why would somebody bring a gun to a school?