Last Weekend’s Caption Contest™ Winners

Last week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was another smash hit. The assignment last week was to caption the following picture:

President Barack Obama views student projects created on laptops during a tour at Mooresville Middle School in Mooresville, N.C., June 6, 2013. (Official White House Photo by Pete Souza)

Here are the winning entries:

1) (alanstorm) – “Go to the next email. I already read that one.

2) (Rodney Dill) – Kid: “Gee… I thought googling ‘Big Boobs’ would get me in trouble… but its just a picture of you, Mr. President… and Joe Biden.

3) (yetanotherjohn) – “So you’re saying if the total in this column are less than the total in that column the government is running a deficit?

4) (fustian24) – “Obama tells the teenagers to think of him like Santa Claus – I know when you’ve been sleeping, I know when you’re awake. I know when you’ve been bad or good, so stay off the internet!

5) (Greg Wood) – “So you’re saying I should have the IRS manage health care, NSA manage the FCC, and Homeland Security should weed the Rose Garden? That’s… that’s BRILLIANT!

6) (David F. Baskwill) – “Absolutely everything in the entire world is in here. Except my school records…

The Readers Choice Award last week went to alanstorm’s winning entry. In its place we offer one more excellent caption:

(fustian24) – “Obama shows Fahad just where in the Koran it authorizes digital surveillance of an entire country.

Winners for this weekend’s contest will be announced shortly.

Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners
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