Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was another smashing success. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Former U.S. President Bill Clinton listens to Eva Longoria during a panel at the Clinton Global Initiative (CGI) meeting in Chicago, Thursday, June 13, 2013. During this opening session, Clinton was joined by other politicians and business leaders to discuss new ways to achieve economic and social mobility. (AP Photo/Scott Eisen)

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Rodney Dill) – “Close, but no cigar.

2) (guido81_MA) – “Eva Longoria, may I introduce you to my best friend? I call him Even Longer-ia!

3) (Paul Hooson) – “I look so serious that the audience doesn’t know where my other hand is…

4) (Proof) – “I’m pre-slapping my face so you won’t have to!

5) (fustian24) – “I’d like to present to you with the Presidential award for serious hotness. And I’ve got it right here in my pants!

6) (yetanotherjohn) – “Desperate housewife, desperate president.

The Readers Choice Award this week went to Rodney Dill’s winning entry. In its place we offer one more excellent caption:

(LiberalNightmare) – “Is that a microphone in your hand, or am I just glad to see you?

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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