It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
Hillary starts to consider a transfer to the Ministry of Boobies
hillary thought bubble ‘i’d hit it’
You aren’t Janet Reno, but you will do in a pinch
hillary ‘yes yes. Just like that. Harder, Rub them against me harder.”
Hillary “Why do women on the right always look hotter?”
Hillary “The only boobs I have seen bigger than those were named Barrack and Joe”
What do you have when you stand these 2 blondes on their heads?
A brunette and a set of balls bigger than Obama’s.
Hillary is acting more and more like Bill every day
“Oh, it’s twue, it’s twue!” (Nobody’s going to get this one…)
You discount the number of people who have watched Blazing Saddles.
You’d do it for Randolph Scott…
RANDOLPH SCOTT! All right, 24 hours…
“Oh, boys. Lookie what I have here.”
Sorry… 15 Schnitzengruben is my limit.
Christina: “My breasts are an homage to Mae West, How ’bout you.”
Hillary: “Mine are from Abbie someone. Abbie Normal?”
(Ok, that’s not Blazing Saddles…. but it is Mel Brooks.)
With those fun bags & my connections, we could get into any nightclub in D.C…now you’ve never been under my husband’s desk, have you??
“Cristina, I know like all celebrities you’re against waterboarding. How do you feel about motorboating?”
“How would the two of you like be my running mate in 2016?”
“Oh no, they’re definitely not politically incorrect.”
“I just finished reading a book about President Grover Cleavage…I mean Cleveland.”
“Why do I feel I’ve seen that stain on your dress someplace else before?”
“I see you enjoy hanging out at these political affairs.”
“I might have beat Obama four years ago if I had a pair of those.”
“With your body and my brains, we’ll be unbeatable in 2016.”
“You know you can’t sue me for sexual harassment. I’ve got political immunity.”
“You know, I’m very good at grasping the gravity of a situation.”
“Come a little closer…After all, this is a press conference.”
Those are nice, mind if I try them?
I see now that Hillery didnt just fall out of the ugly tree, it fell on top of her just before she got run over by the ugly freight train…
If I had a pair like that, Monica would be just an intern.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.