Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of December 11, 2020

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ reminds me how screwed we are. I mean, seriously, look at that picture. Everyone who wrote a Ministry of Silly Walks tribute caption, give yourself a pat on the back.
The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Joe_Miller) – “If the election is overturned, Riverdance is always an option for Joe.

(BluesHarper) – “Invalid invalid

2) (guido81_MA) – “I’d say he reminds me of the Christmas Story leg lamp except he’s not that bright.

(Retired military) – “The dance of the dog faced pony soldiers

3) (Rick Adams) – “C’mon everybody, let’s Bidencize!

(Porkopolis) – “How to Dork

4)(cathymv) – “Joe Biden goes full Flamingo… you never go full Flamingo

(Harry Butts) – “Xi says “lift your left leg”. No, Joe, your other left leg.

5) (ulley) – “Proof that Jill is pulling the strings in the Biden household.

(rodney dill) – “More evidence that Joe just doesn’t work well with the Right.

6) (Dusty Pitts) – ““Strut, pout, put it out, that’s what you want from Biden!”

(Vagabond661) – “Then I kicked that dog into the living room.

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(fustian24) – “Because who doesn’t break a foot whilst frolicking butt naked with their dog?

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(yetanotherjohn) – “Maybe strapping his cock to one leg wasn’t such a bright idea after all.

Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:

(Retired military) – “Biden “Hey Hillary will never be able to do the Used to be President elect walk like I can”

Best Banter Weight:

(RockThisTown) – “CNN:
Is Biden Superman? Works While Recovering from Broken Foot

Best “Who Do I Have to Blow…”:

(Mary Gehman) – ““Who do I have to blow around here for some crutches…”

That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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