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Obama isn’t buying Biden’s plan because it doesn’t hurt America enough.
“Mr. President, I could be the new “Rahm-Bo” too cause I’ve got lots of free time as VP.”
Funny, I used to think that Biden was the stupid one.
Rub a dub dub,
Three men in a tub,
And who do you think they be?
The Muslim, the dullard,
The phony vote maker.
Turn them out, knaves all three!
Biden makes his case that he should be allowed to wear a coat too…but the body language of Obama and Emanuel foretells the likely response.
Rub a dub dub,
Three men in a tub,
And who do you think they be?
The Muslim, the dullard,
The phony vote maker.
Turn them out, knaves all three
Team of Assmonkies
Uncle Joe shows the boys how to throw a Left Hook.
Rock’em sock’em Sorosbots.
The dumbing down of America
Rahm absconds with the One’s laptop to rule them all.
Biden “And then Mr President you can lead them in a rousing fight cheer”
Their is no honor among thieves..
Biden “and in my left hand…”
Obama – “Joe, I dont think that you holding a whip would help emphasis the slave portion of my next speech.”
So I tell the guy that I really am the Vice President, and he says something about his ass, I tell him I don’t like his tone, he says “whataya gonna do about it?”, so I peel off my jacket and am about to give the guy a taste of a knuckle sandwich when, lucky for him, the cub scout leader calls him back to the group…
It’s always so cute watching Biden try to be tough. It’s all Obama can do to keep a straight face.
Asssclowns are us
Quit calling me Plugs!
Biden: “but I’ve always wanted to be the drummer in the Nairobi Trio.”
Barry,
“After I screw America, I am going to stone her..”
“Lean a little more to the left…………it will encourage our base.”
Rahm: “I wonder, if I leave right now, could get an earlier flight to Chicago?”
I didn’t take your mojo! Do I look like someone with mojo?
Go ask Palin, she seems to have extra mojo!
Where’s Shemp?
Rahm- “Easy on him Joe, he finished last in his class.”
Obama thought bubble “Fools to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am”
No matter how many times Rahm hit him, Biden still couldn’t say “Summer of Recovery” with a straight face.
Pee Wee, Mr Cheif of staff stole my kite!
Biden just realizes that the whole point of the Oval Office redesign was to have the US Seal on the carpet point to Mecca.
Biden:
Pee Wee, Mr Chief of Staff stole my kite!
I got that pesky fly.
The perfect example of the need for the “three strikes law.”
We’ve got the country by the throat. Lets squeeze all we can before the mid-terms.
Rahm, after hitting the pause key of his new life-size “Rock’em Sock’em Oval Office Toy,” is caught on film contemplating his next move in the addictive, but wonderfully entertaining ringside game of… wait for it…
“The Politics of Democrat Self-Destruction!”
So i took that B-i-t-c you know what I mean and I told christy, I don’t care who you are your not taking my seat in deleware from the domocrat. I will hurt you my self. Boy was she scared.
“I’m serious, if my laptop doesn’t turn up real soon, someone’s gonna get a knuckle sandwich.”
So i took that B-i-t-c by the lapel,you know what I mean, and I told christy; I don’t care who you are, your not taking my seat in Deleware from the democrat. I will hurt you my self. Boy was she scared.
Joe Biden, Barack Obama, and Rahm Emanuel star in “I Sing the Body Elected,” in which the President of the United States is replaced by a cyborg.
Too the moon Obama, to the moon!
Rahm: “Hey, Joe, you get your point across better if you’re just wearing a towel.”
Kindergarten is dismissed
Joe: “And another thing…tan carpets, tan sofa, gold/tannish curtains, brown chairs. Good God, who the hell designed this office? UPS?”
People ever find out he runs on batteries, we’re in deep fucking trouble Rahm!
You always take Rahm’s side in everything, don’t you? I want to make some decisions too!
Dumb, Bum amd Scum
Joe: “Mr. President, please have Rahm stand up and be a part of the conversation….You mean he is? Sorry there, Rahm.”
Dopey, Grumpy and Shorty.
You said I could have Rahm’s parking spot when he left!
Bad plugs! Chicago thugs!