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Vice President Biden is shown performing his famous “Disappearing Hair” trick in the Oval Office.
Axis Of Fail.
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“I’m telling you Mr. President, your event attendance is really improving… we’ve got to keep up the name calling. Nothing riles up the base more … who thought of this anyway? It was Axlerod wasn’t it?”
Obama and Rahm thought bubble: If we kill him now will anyone know? mpw
Plugs and Thugs. mpw
I’m training for a real fight this fall, so go ahead Joe, take your best shot.
I know I left my ‘book draft’ in here…now who has it!?
Even in the Oval office Rahm carries his Apple i-Teleprompter at the ready in case either puppet wonders off script.
The Three Stooges: Reloaded
Rahm: For the last time Barrack, look of disdain does not beat rock
“C’mon Barry! Let me hit once, just once! I mean, he’s leaving soon to become the new don–I mean mayor–of Chicago anyway!”
Rahm always covers his ass.
Despite intensive coaching from Obama amd Rahm Emanuel, Joe Biden simply cannot execute even an adequate Black Panther salute.
Seriously Mr. President, Rock does beat Scissors.
Biden: “I swear, by the end of your term, I will find out who Snooki is for you.”
Ship of fools–
Please let me hit Rahm, Mr. President, I just saw a punch buggy red!
Barry and Rahm confront Michaele Salahi, in yet another elaborate disguise.
President Obama listens to Vice President Biden explain why he isn’t properly dressed for the Oval Office. Neither Rahm Emanuel or Obama are buying the story that he got into a fistfight with a circus midget out on the lawn.
OK, Mr. President, guess which hand has the key for the “undisclosed location.”
Biden loses yet another round of Rock, Paper, Executive Order
“The Dems will retain control of Congress this election, I tell you, and I know just how,” declared Biden. “I know it like the back of my left hand.”
Biden: “I know the easiest way to end this dispute, guys: we’ll play ‘One potato, two potato’.”
“Bet you can’t pull my finger now!”
Barry and Rahm remain unimpressed with Joe’s Senor Wences impression.
“No Joe, Fisting the Elephant is just a euphemism for what we want to do to the GOP.”
“Good news Mr. President, we have identified enough dead voters to get Rahm elected mayor of Chicago”!
Asses of Evil
Rahm thought bubble: How can one man be so ****** full of ****!
Biden promises that THIS time he’s going to catch those wascally Wepubwicans!
Biden – ” I dont understand. I just told the quadrilapigic “high five” and they threw me out of the hospital”
Huey, Duey and Luey.
Obama – “Joe, you need to have the teleprompter in your hand before you can move it to the right”
TOTUS – The Biden model.
Obama and Rahm amuse themselves by making Biden play “find the hidden briefcase” again.
Rahm thought bubble ” Here we have the Pres and VP of the US. And they thought Karl Rove was a political genius”
Hey dumbass. You’ve screwed things up so badly I could probably beat you in 2012.
Biden – “I’m telling you Mr President, I can take Palin best 2 out of 3.”
You want I should sock him ?
Obama “Joe, we decided to find someone more quialified than you to be the VP on the ticket in 2012”
Biden – “Who?”
Obama “Well, it would take years to list everyone that meets that particular qualification”
Obama “Joe, you ARE my moral compass”
Obama “One more time Joe, That is your right arm”
The Vice President used his best Señor Wences imitation to warm the president up before Rahm handed him his latest poll numbers.
Rahm thought bubble “Harvard boxing team my ass”
Obama listens to Biden’s ideas for creating jobs and for once in his political career is totally speechless.
“..so I says to the Indian guy behind the counter…”
Barack and Rahm are stunned to find out that Biden joined the Tea Party…
This is not an attempt at a quote but I still cannot believe these buffoons are in the white house.
Biden: ” Look, it took a long time to free the slaves. Just be patient, and buck up.”
Barry (thought bubble): “There’s a couple of catchy phrases.”
“Wait a minute! If he becomes the mayor of Chicago, who’s going to be running the country?”