It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Sunday evening.
Update: Entries are now closed and winners have been announced (click the link to read the winning entires).
“I gave birth to you and you go out in public looking like this?”
I don’t know if there’s room for Red Wings Suck on this side of the T-shirt.
or
Red Wing Brendan Shanahan’s mother dresses the left winger down for the ass fucking he and the rest of the players just received from the team owners.
or
Brendan Shanahan wishes he’d kept in better shape during the NHL lockout when his mother points out the gut he’s developed.
Random bag check me??? Random bag check me??? Random bag check YOU!!!
When Nike says Just Do It…..they don’t mean do it on the shirt
Is that sweat from the game, or were you with another woman?
Is that a hockey stick in your pants, or are you just glad to see me?
This isn’t MARS, buddy! And that goes for your little pal, Kuato, too!
“I like older women. Don’t get me wrong, dear. It’s just that right now, uh, uh, uh, I have a headache.”
The representative from Straight Eye For The Hockey Guy came down hard on this ensemble.
I just wanted to be a penguin too, but not this way!
….I haven’t got a check for 12 months….I’m so low on perrier water I may have to knock over the AMPM…you want to turn your loving mother into a crook…Now get your butt in that meeting and make a deal…..and change your underwear…
I think you’re right…if I wear this in the wet T-Shirt contest my boobs should come down to about here!
Just who says it is erotic to Do It in front of mirrors?
Truly a Kodak Moment…
It’s New Years Eve 2062…
J-Lo looks up,her eyes filled with wonder and anticipation as she asks Dick Clark,”do you really think the magic T-shirt will work for me too”?
What’s the matter with you, Brendan; haven’t you ever seen Miss Universe with her sash off??
The owners knew they were going to get a good contract when they saw the quality of hooker that the players were reduced to soliciting.
“Stop being a turtle, get oot there and skate.
There is no crying in Hockey.”
Update: Entries are now closed and winners have been announced (click the link to read the winning entires).