Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

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1. OC Chuck July 22, 2005

   “I gave birth to you and you go out in public looking like this?”
2. Roger Fraley July 22, 2005

   I don’t know if there’s room for Red Wings Suck on this side of the T-shirt.

   or

   Red Wing Brendan Shanahan’s mother dresses the left winger down for the ass fucking he and the rest of the players just received from the team owners.

   or

   Brendan Shanahan wishes he’d kept in better shape during the NHL lockout when his mother points out the gut he’s developed.
3. Aaron's cc: July 22, 2005

   Random bag check me??? Random bag check me??? Random bag check YOU!!!
4. Kevin July 22, 2005

   When Nike says Just Do It…..they don’t mean do it on the shirt
5. ouhite July 23, 2005

   Is that sweat from the game, or were you with another woman?
6. Bob July 23, 2005

   Is that a hockey stick in your pants, or are you just glad to see me?
7. -S- July 23, 2005

   This isn’t MARS, buddy! And that goes for your little pal, Kuato, too!
8. Rachel Edith July 23, 2005

   “I like older women. Don’t get me wrong, dear. It’s just that right now, uh, uh, uh, I have a headache.”
9. Hermoine July 23, 2005

   The representative from Straight Eye For The Hockey Guy came down hard on this ensemble.
10. Seeker July 23, 2005

    I just wanted to be a penguin too, but not this way!
11. Big Bang Hunter July 23, 2005

    ….I haven’t got a check for 12 months….I’m so low on perrier water I may have to knock over the AMPM…you want to turn your loving mother into a crook…Now get your butt in that meeting and make a deal…..and change your underwear…
12. Moon Monkey July 23, 2005

    I think you’re right…if I wear this in the wet T-Shirt contest my boobs should come down to about here!
13. McCain July 23, 2005

    Just who says it is erotic to Do It in front of mirrors?
14. Moon Monkey July 23, 2005

    Truly a Kodak Moment…
    It’s New Years Eve 2062…
    J-Lo looks up,her eyes filled with wonder and anticipation as she asks Dick Clark,”do you really think the magic T-shirt will work for me too”?
15. Sanna July 23, 2005

    What’s the matter with you, Brendan; haven’t you ever seen Miss Universe with her sash off??
16. Tam July 24, 2005

    The owners knew they were going to get a good contract when they saw the quality of hooker that the players were reduced to soliciting.
17. Rodney Dill July 24, 2005

    “Stop being a turtle, get oot there and skate.
    There is no crying in Hockey.”
18. Kevin July 25, 2005

    Update: Entries are now closed and winners have been announced (click the link to read the winning entires).
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