Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of May 29, 2020

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was a nice respite from the ANTIFA follies. Stay safe, everyone.

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (guido81_MA) – “The first complaint that ALL of the mannequins are white in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1….

(RockThisTown) – “Appears to be a really poplar restaurant.

2) (Joe_Miller) – ““You think ‘I’ve got an interview with Madame Tussauds’ is a good pick-up line?”

(DJD60_TX) – “Unable to make their own decisions, this group qualifies as “real blacks” to Joe Biden.

3) (Vagabond661) – “Registered Democrat voters

(Paul Hooson) – “Another business that bought into the worst tourism ad ever…”Come To Minneapolis…It’s A Riot!”.

4)(Brian Brandt) – “Do you feel sappy tonight, Dummy?

WELL DO YA ?

(EricSteel) – “Got wood?

5) (fustian24) – “He may be a block of wood, but he still makes a lot more sense than Biden.

(Rick Adams) – ““Wooden eye?”

6) (Porkopolis) – “The restaurant eventually closed when waiters quit over being continuously stiffed on their tips.

(2klbofun) – “The new AMC Show: Mad Mannequins

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(retired military) – “The democrats found someone more qualified to be President than Joe Biden
AND
(Harry Butts) – ““Do you get displayed here often?”

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(RadiCalMan) – “I may be a dummy, but I’m hard all night long!

Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:

(yetanotherjohn) – “Wow. Congratulations Wizbang. You have finally managed to find a picture of people less likely than Hillary to be president.

Best Banter Weight:

(rodney dill) – “You don’t think that will Auger well for her?

Best “Who Do I Have to Blow…”:

(Mary Gehman) – ““Who do I have to blow around here to avoid a splinter in my tongue…???”

That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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