It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.
Thick as thieves!
“How about we slip behind the flag and I do to you what we’re already doing to the American People?”
“Wow, you really CAN hear the ocean!”
You smell like a model.
So, you like my perfume?
No. I mean you smell like plastic.
Wonder twit powers ACTIVATE!
Who does your botox? I’ve got these bags under my eyes…
Steny and the Plastiasaurus.
Do YOU have any idea what he’s talking about?
Steny Hoyer and Nancy Pelosi super-glue their heads together in an effort to show Democrat solidarity on Obamacare.
One to the other, and the order doesn’t matter:
Who would have thought that two idiots like us could rise to such powerful positions?
Rubbing 2 brain cells together, and still nothing.
Nancy, look…the President is wearing a thong!
Nancy:
“He looks so cute when He lie’s.”
Ooooohhhhhhhbama
In this case, 2 heads are worse than none.
Could we love us any more??
Hoyer whispering: “Nancy dear, I just love the smell of botox in the evening.”
Prolonged exposure to Democratic Insipidis, as seen here, has been shown to cause even worse permanent damage than any known flu virus.
I’m sorry Steny, I can’t hear you over over how wonderful I am
Is that your stimulus package I feel? ww
They Live! (These glasses give me such a headache)
Pelosi: “Inject Me now or lose Me forever”
“Well Joe Wilson’s not yelling anymore.”
“…but I see he found the superglue.”
Hoyer: “Are you for Hoyer?”
Pelosi: “…I’d do you for free.”
In don’t care about your Botox, it is damn inappropriate to look like you are smiling at Ted’s funeral…
Axis of Idiocy
The Peloser and the Pelosi
Keep smiling bitch..I am gonna take you down.
Hoyer: “Eight Inches.”
Pelosi: “YOU LIE!!!”
H: “My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can’t hold it in.”
P: “I bet you say that to all the ghouls.”
Is it true what Harry says you do with that necklace?
“I don’t want your job Nancy. Now let go of my nuts.”
Ahhh madam speaker, let me whisper sweet nothings in your ear……nothing, nothing, nothing….without pure socialism to hock, we have nothing.
O.K. Nancy, here it is again, “We will absolutely oppose any bill that does not include a public option, unless of course it doesn’t, in which case we will insist on it, unless it it gets too hard, but, I repeat, we are resolute in our commitment to maintain the public option as a key, but expendable, yet mandatory, unless not expedient, component of any Health Care reform / Health Insurance Reform / Single Payer / Co-op / Government Option legislation to emerge from the House” Got it?
Dumb and Dumber goes to DC
Pretty good one Nancy, but did you hear the one about the Pimp and the Prostitute that walked into an ACORN office….
Oh the huge vanity
Damn he’s good!! How can he say that stuff with a straight face?
Pelosi: “Is that a stimulus package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”
Hoyer: “Are you kidding? My eyesight isn’t that bad.”
Pull my finger.
You can hardly see the outline of your Depends …really.
Speeeeeaker Hooyyyyyer…. Speeeeeaker Hooyyyyyer…. Speeeeeaker Hooyyyyyer…. Speeeeeaker Hooyyyyyer….
“I know Joan Rivers and you’re no Joan Rivers.”
Hoyer: “Do you think those reporters will detect our B.S.?”
Pelosi: “Of course not. They’re the MSM.”
Good news Nancy, the latest Gallop poll has Barney back ahead of you again for “Creepiest Member of the House”.
“You were amazing last night”
Nan: “That’s not my belly button”
Steney: “That’s not my thumb”
Its Wind Tunnel Time!
Hoyer: “Boy the public sure is getting more and more upset with all this communist crap we’re trying to force on them.”
Pelosi: “Let them eat cake.”
parannoying.