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Winners will be announced Monday morning.
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Next time you be Hotlips and I’ll be Frank.
What’s with the half-black half-white pearl necklace there, babe?
What do you mean you can’t feel my hand down there, Come on you can’t botox everywhere can you?
mpw
Obama – “To help reduce the cost of heathcare we are planning on selling these His and Hers Bobbleheads for a low low cost of $9.99 each”
Steny: Don’t go breakin’ my heart…
Pelosi: I couldn’t if I tried…
Hoyer – “Nancy under your leadership the Treasury has taken on the appearance of the health care bill, very little goes in but a lot goes out”
Hoyer – “Nancy, if I said you had a beautiful body… umm never mind”
Here we have a vapid airhead who doesnt know how to do anything but spend other’s people money. Umm check that, here we have two vapid airheads…
Pelosi – “is that 50 votes you have in your pocket or are you just happy to see me”
Botox Ventriloquism for Dummies as performed by Steny Hoyer!
Producers were pleasantly suprised that they didnt have to use makeup for the stars of their new hit series “The Adamms family”.
Pelosi – “steny is that botox in your pocket or are you just happen to see me”
Hoyer – “Both”
Hey Nance, wanna take a peek at the only democratic pole that’s rising?
Steny and….Turkey neck.
Damn you, Crazy Glue!!!!!!!!
“Psst. Andrew Sullivan just asked me to pass along a request to slip some kind of pothead provision into the bill.”
“There’s an angry townhall meeting in my pants, and you’re invited!”
“You up for some solitaire?”
“Nancy…theres a crack in your face.”
Only one taker for the cardboard cut-out photo of your head next to Rep Pelosi.
“Nancy,do you think we can take them for anymore?”
Two Bitches!
Hoyer – “Nancy you are like a $2 hooker”
Pelois – “Are you talking about my looks?”
Hoyer – ” No. There’s a cap on what you pay in in premiums. There’s no cap on what you receive back.”
“Did we just call half the country ‘un-American’?”
Ppsst. “Botox, I’ve got the good stuff!”
Quit squeezing my balls, I’ve already told you I’ll vote for the public option!
Starring in the soon to be released epic “On The Road To Debacle”
“You think the country would support a ‘pubic’ option?”
“That Botox on your head sure is sticky!”
Let me see you do this. Just put your lips together and blow.
Didn’t think so.
Come on Nanc, You know he is lying!
I’ll put a clause into Obamacare to cover Botox if you’ll stick in one for Viagra…
Whispers…”I can’t believe the press buys into this crap.”
Responds…”Me either!”
They say we’re dumb and we don’t know
how high we’ll make the deficit grow
Well I don’t know if all that’s true
‘Cause I’ve got mine, and baby so do you
Babe
I got you babe
I got you babe
“Well, look at that, Think Hillary knows she’s got a hole in her undies Nancy?
With a Jimmy Carter clone in the White House, it was just a matter of time until Letterman rolled out the politico-comedic stylings of zombie Wayland Flowers and zombie Madam.
She wears little eye-patch underwear. So, the other day she came here with her underwear, Thursday. And so, we had made love Wednesday–a lot! And so she’ll, she’s all, ‘I am going up and down the stairs, and you’re dripping out of me!’ So messy!
Shit Nancy, the mike is still on!
Proof that Survival of the Fittest doesn’t apply to Congress.
The Cock n Bull no blinky show
“This is how you purse your lips. Can you do that anymore?”
I’ll show you mine if you show me yours!
But Nancy, how do you know he’s lying?
His lips are moving, aren’t they?
“Ah Stanley Finally health Care for the masses.” “Yes Nancy but we are exempt from it” “OOOOOOOOOOh”.
hmmmm? Maybe I will get that swine flu shot after all.
He offered her honor.
She honored his offer.
So all night long
it was honor and offer.
It still doesn’t equal one wit.
Hoyer: I have a knife in your back. This is what I want you to do….
Pelosi: I have a knife in my right hand. Guess where? This is what you WILL do for me…
Hoyer: At least we’re on the same side.
~You cant hide Your lyin eyes
And Your smile is a big surprise
I thought by now You’d realize
There aint no way to hide those lyin eyes
There aint no way to hide those nip and tuck eyes
Honey You cant hide Your lyin eyes~
President Pelosi, President Pelosi, President Pelosi….
Denny Crane!