It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
Lady Di nearly steps into a pile of paparazzi
Eh, and I thought it was just gas!
Look up my child, look up!
“I earn a doctorate in Particle Physics, but all anybody wants is to see the tiny man next to the giant woman!”
Headline: Woman gives birth to the next Dalai Lama on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial.
Who said the Hadron Collider wouldn’t cause any adverse effects?
Must…not…look…up…
Anglie Jolie decides to test her new idea for motherhood by combining adoption and giving birth.
Still choking over #9 Rodney. You gotta win for that one.
Somebody get me a radder!
Dennis Kucinich and his cute English wife posing on the steps of the Capitol
So THAT’s what lipstick on a pig looks like….
Wow, the epidural helped. I didn’t feel a thing.
THIS is what should have been the caption contest photo!
http://www.popsci.com/molika-ashford/article/2008-09/gaseous-state
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Ariana Huffington and Al Franken – back together again…..
Pardon me. Is this seat taken?
Something on your mind?
Pingping is from inner Mongolia, indeed!
Doing her best to ensure an Obama loss in November, and another run for herself in 2012, Hillary Clinton makes an authentic Obama Voodoo doll. In a moment of sheer exasperation she uses the biggest distraction she can muster to derail The Chosen One’s chances, knowing how prone he is to such ‘distractions’.
Dwarf (singing):
“She’s got legs, she knows how to use them.”*
[*First line of the ZZ Top song Legs (Eliminator album)].
Having such a small brain, He Pingping couldn’t understand why Svetlana moaned whenever he stood underneath her.
He Pingping: “From where I’m sitting, Svetlana is no blonde.”
I am about to be the luckiest man in the world.
One heck of a cow lick the little guy has.
Get that for me, will ya, Dierdre?
It was mis-reported that He Pingping is from inner Mongolia, when as clearly seen here he is from Labia Minor.
“I wanna to be a cowboy. And you can be my cowgirl.”
“Riding on the chuck wagon,
Following my man.
His name is Ted,
Can you believe that?
Camping on the prairie
Plays havoc with my hair.
Makes me feel quite dirty,
Though we all do sometimes.”
“I’m back…♪♪
I’m back in the saddle again. ♪♪”
The DNC was not happy with their ad which graphically shows the gravitas of Barrack and Palin.
Sarah Palin – President Bush went to the Chinese Olympics and all I got was this lousy gymnast.
Ice Cube Jr – Hate the game, not the player.
“Yeah, you’re semi-hot and whatever, but, I’m Xiaoping’s ‘boy.’ He and I weren’t leg men, but if you kneel down, we can talk.”
He Pingping and She Wong Wegs.
Did He say that he was from Inner Thongolia, or Mongolia?
HePingPing attempts to break onto the American Idol scene with his new hit, “SheBangBang, SheBangBang.”
POP!
HePingPing: “You right, this so much better than giant wooden badger.”
“So what do you want for Christmas, little man?”
“Stilts!”
Wee He Pingpang and Wong She Poontang.
VP Candidate Biden at a meet and greet: “Hey, Svetlana and He, it’s great to meet both of you. Have either of you heard the one about the Amazon Ruskie Hooker who accidentally used a midget Chinaman as a tampon?”
“♬ Thank heaven, for taller girls! ♬”
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.