It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.
Destined for plots under the bus!
Two nitwits, one plan.
Hey, lets skip out of here and go grab a Fresca
SH: He lies with such a straight face. How does he do it?
NP: Botox, works every time!
I refused to believe that picture of Hilary, but it’s worse in person.
Hoyer advises Pelosi that a new shipment of botox has just arrived on Capitol Hill.
Steny: “PSSST, Have You been innoculated from Botoxia yet? I hear its going around.”
If this was sleeping beauty? It is now a horror show not a fairy tale
Two heads…..same as none!
Jeanette McDonald and Nelson Eddy perform their last curtain call singing The Indian Love Call – “When I am calling you!”
Steny: Nancy dear, your the only one I know that can keep a staighter face than Barry while He lies.
Let’s go get the booze Kennedy left in his office.
It has been over four hours. Should I seek medical attention?
“Let’s go get the booze Kennedy left in his office.”
Dave: It’s not believable that Kennedy would have left any booze!
“Nancy, I have and always will respect you”
(Even when your ousted.)
Steny – Look at all those stupid peasants out there who actually believe we give a damn about them!
Nancy – Aren’t they adorable!
Steny
“When should We stick the knife in Him?”
Nancy
When He slips up and tells truth.”
“‘Madame President’, has a nice ring to it, and all we have to do is……”
Nancy you’re blocking my best side, and get off my foot!
So, Nancy, was it worth all the time you had to spend on your knees to get the votes for Obamacare?
Oooh, the Emperor has no clothes.
Do you want to tell him?
Or would you rather watch him hang out?
Mighty Hermaprhodite
Hoyer: “Hey, do ya wanna….”
Pelosi:”…I’m a man.”
A Latina would’ve made as wide a choice as these two.
Those fingers in my hair
That sly come hither stare
That strips my conscience bare
Its bitchcraft
And I’ve got no defense for it
The heat is too intense for it
What good would common sense for it do
cause its bitchcraft, wicked bitchcraft
And although, I know, its strictly taboo
When you arouse the need in me
My heart says yes indeed in me
Proceed with what your leading me to
You’re such an ancient bitch
But one I wouldnt snitch
cause theres no nastier bitch than yoooou
King and Queen of Farce
Our Joe Wilson is smarter than their Joe Wilson, just ask Valerie.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.