Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was another smash hit. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Former President Bill Clinton addresses the Netroots Nation Convention at the David L. Lawrence Convention Center in Pittsburgh, Pa., Thursday Aug. 13, 2009. Clinton says Republicans have turned to terrifying people in the debate over overhauling the health care system because the Republican Party has no political clout to fight it. (AP Photo/John Beale)

Here are the winning entries:

1) (DJ Drummond) – “I gotta admit, President Obama is really something.

I screwed a few women while I was President, but he’s screwing every one of you!”

2) (Rodney Dill) – “…so you see a wide Latino was a better choice.

3) (Maggie Mama) – “Perfect quid pro quo: Bill Clinton promotes Obamacare and Obama keeps sending Hillary to remote corners of the world.

4) (iwogisdead) – “No, I’m not the Secretary of State. Hillary is the Secretary of State, and the last time I saw her, her ass was this wide.

5) (fustian) – “Guys, guys, you know I share your passion for social justice. But isn’t the red star just a little heavy handed for right now?

I mean, why don’t you just put up the hammer and sicle while you’re at it?”

6) (hermie) – “I had one hot asian chick on my left side, and the other on my right; and if you ever been with two hot asian chicks when they’ve spent months in prison.

Well let’s just say they were … grateful.”

The Readers Choice Award this week went to Maggis Mama’s third place entry. In it’s place I offer one more excellent caption that didn’t make the top 6 cut:

(Mikey60) – “When you’ve had enough, America, I’m ready to come back!

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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