This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was another smash hit. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (DJ Drummond) – “I gotta admit, President Obama is really something.
I screwed a few women while I was President, but he’s screwing every one of you!”
2) (Rodney Dill) – “…so you see a wide Latino was a better choice.“
3) (Maggie Mama) – “Perfect quid pro quo: Bill Clinton promotes Obamacare and Obama keeps sending Hillary to remote corners of the world.“
4) (iwogisdead) – “No, I’m not the Secretary of State. Hillary is the Secretary of State, and the last time I saw her, her ass was this wide.“
5) (fustian) – “Guys, guys, you know I share your passion for social justice. But isn’t the red star just a little heavy handed for right now?
I mean, why don’t you just put up the hammer and sicle while you’re at it?”
6) (hermie) – “I had one hot asian chick on my left side, and the other on my right; and if you ever been with two hot asian chicks when they’ve spent months in prison.
Well let’s just say they were … grateful.”
The Readers Choice Award this week went to Maggis Mama’s third place entry. In it’s place I offer one more excellent caption that didn’t make the top 6 cut:
(Mikey60) – “When you’ve had enough, America, I’m ready to come back!”
That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
