This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ shares your friendly neighborhood psychopath/mayor’s vision for the future. For you, not him. He’ll still have his own private Whole Foods in the world he envisions.
The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (Joe_Miller) – ““My name is an anagram: I madman.””
AND
(RockThisTown) – “Not only will there be a bread line, but a separate banana bread line.”
2) (cathymv) – “Say hello to my little friends”
3) (Brian Brandt) – ““Yes, we have no bananas.” (In the government grocery store)”
4)(Porkopolis) – “Mamdani answering reporter:
“Seriously!?!…You mean they’re Kosher?!?…OK, we’ll find a substitute.””
5) (Codebanger) – “By the time I’m done, you’ll wish you could afford these.”
6) (RadiCalMan) – “No free bananas without five forms of picture ID!!!”
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(Mary Gehman) – ““Because of me, New York City is no longer known as ‘The Big Apple’…it is now called ‘The Banana Republic’…””
Best Dems Gone Wild:
(EricSteel) – “What lasts longer, these bananas, or this grocery store?”
Best Banter Weight:
(rodney dill) – “He was going to change NY’s nickname to “The Big Green Weinie,” but PETA protested.”
Best Sunday-11th Hour entry:
(Par4Course) – “When it comes to governing, Mayor Mamdani is a green as these bananas and about as smart.”
Best Reference to a previous caption contest:
(Retired military) – “Mamdami “What happened to the singing and dancing bananas? They were just here a few weeks ago””
Most Inappropriate:
(vern bachman) –
That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
