Last Week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

Last week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was a Wonkatastic hit. The assignment last week was to caption the following picture of a drunk Oompah Loompa:


Here are the winning entries:

1) (Falze) – “Man, it’s gonna take forever to get Jackson’s house cleaned out.

2) (Jeff Blogworthy) – “The dumbwaiter of shame.

3) (DJ Drummond) – “Sorry, but the doctor is available only for those who have the Golden Ticket … take him away, boys.

4) (Jeff) – “The aftermath of Lindsay Lohan winning a Gold Ticket to the chocolate factory was not without its victims…

5) (guido) – “Based on initial test results, Mr. Wonka decided to cancel production of his new Everlasting Jägermeister candy.

6) (Scott) – “Man, it used to be just dead hookers and the occasional donkey…

The Readers Choice Award last week went to Falze’s winning entry. In it’s place I offer up the next highest vote getter.

(Rodney Dill) – “This one got the full frontal view
Toldya we shouldn’t have Helen Thomas jump outta Obama’s surprise birthday cake.

Winners for the current edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will be announced shorty.

Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners