Winners Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of December 3, 2021

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ features leftovers.

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Joe_Miller) – “Let’s Go, Butterball!

(RockThisTown) – “First turkey in history to be stuffed with 80+million votes.

2) (KaptainKrude) – “Nobody thought any differently of Smirkin’ Joe when he made the obvious official proclamation with a joyous shout of, “Happy Mother’s Day!”

(Paul Hooson) – “Joe Biden: “Happy Easter everyone!”.

3) (ulley) – “Breaking news Kamala catches Bird Flu.

(Par4Course) – “The President and Vice President meet with a couple of turkey farmers.

4)(Mary Gehman) – “There once was a turkey from Scranton…
Incoherently raving and rantin’…
He’s often snarky…
and full of Malarkey…
And he thinks that his name is Brandon…

(fustian24) – “So, this is Brandon? It all makes sense now!

5) (Dusty Pitts) – ““If he sniffs my feathers, so help me…”

(cathymv) – “(cathymv) – “Biden: Ohhhh… I just sniffed the wrong end!!“”

6) (Patrick_McHargue) – “Ooooohhhh! Chicken, chicken, chicken!

(Porkopolis) – “Turkey’s thought bubble:

…And I’m thankful for ‘White Privilege’!

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(retired military) – “This turkey has three things in common with Hillary Clinton. It is fat, white, and it will never be President.

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(rodney dill) – ““Man, such a concentration of quivering fat white meat and greasy thigh dark meat. That’s the last time I watch Hillary and Kamala kiss hello.”

Best Use of the Biden Caption of Choice (A Laugh and/or A Gaffe):

(guido81_MA) – “Joe Biden winds up to punch an unvaccinated turkey.

Best Banter Weight:

(Brian Brandt) – “Turporken

Best Kamala:

(yetanotherjohn) – “And here I thought it was Kamala always ready to give a blow job with here mouth open like that.

Best reference to a previous caption contest:

(McGeehee) – ““Wait until Angela sees me covered in these guys!”

That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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