First Round Up of the New Year!

My New Year’s Resolutions as a blogger: I refuse to cover any of the following this year: however, if anyone or anything listed below just absolutely invites/demands a snide remark or smack down of some kind they will get what they richly deserve.

I will not report anything on Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Jennifer Anniston, Paris or Nicki Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Brittany or Jamie Lynn Spears except long enough to ask “Why are you so “shocked!” that you’re pregnant? You were having unprotected sex what did you think would happen?”

And the list continues: OJ Simpson, Jessica Simpson, Tom, Katie, Suri Cruise, Madonna, Sean Penn, anyone with the last name Olsen, or Baldwin, Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, Rosie O’Donnell, Barbra Streisand,Oprah, Valerie Plame, Micheal Vick, Micheal Moore,Scientology, Global Warming, Al Gore, Dennis Kucinich, or Ron Paul. Insert any other celebrity or athlete of your choice.

I know there’s a lot going on in election coverage and I’m not ignoring it, except today, I found other fun things to look at.

  • NYT Hires Bill Kristol (sattire) NYT memo announcing hiring of Bill Kristol (Via The Nose On Your Face)
  • He’s lucky he didn’t get punched Lawyer keys a marine’s car then blames him for having military license plates. And how was your day? (Via Fausta)
  • Violence in Kenya 125 dead in Kenya election violence. Just kind of makes you glad you live in America despite the insane politics that go on here. (Via < Hot Air)
  • LIberals really hate this book Jonah Goldberg on Liberal Fascism, the left is already in a tizzy over Jonah’s new book, Liberal Fascism: The Secret History of the American Left, From Mussolini to the Politics of Meaning. Wonder if their heads are spinning around with steam blowing out their ears? (Via Pajamas Media)
  • What’s So Special (sattire) 11 electoral votes between the two of them. One commenter suggests maybe it’s cheap campaign because there isn’t a huge population to cater to? (Via Pajamas Media)
  • Sudan Violence U.S. Diplomat killed in attack in Sudan (Via Dumb Ox Daily News)
  • She’s baaaack part 2/ Cindy Sheehan makes a ruckus at the Rose Bowl parade. Someone get her some psychiatric help. Please. (Via Michelle Malkin)
  • Illegal Texan of the Year You’ve got to be kidding me! Excerpt from Texas Fred: What NONE of them realize is this, the Hispanic folks that are here in the USA legally, and the ones that have become citizens, they hate the wetback invasion as much as anyone… (Via Texas Fred)
  • And there ya go. I hope everyone has a fantastic New Year! Let’s blog!
    [Edit: I also resolve to check my typing/spelling/linkage a bit more closely.)

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