Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Some 305 British Metropolitan Police recruits and staff members handcuff themselves together as part of a world record attempt for the most amount of people handcuffed in a chain at the police training academy in Hendon, north London.(AFP/Adrian Dennis)

Winners will be announced Sunday.

Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

Those no-count illegal aliens...
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